"It isn't a stone, it's an unseemly insult--an outrage. Not the work
of Shaugh men, I hope. I shall investigate the thing to the bottom,"
answered Dennis.
"Let me see. Stay your hand, Lintern."
The old man put on his glasses deliberately, and read the evil words.
"Tear it down," he said. "That ban't all the truth about the man, and
half the truth is none. Quick, away with it! There's my sister-in-law
from Cadworthy coming into the gate."
The burlesque tombstone was hurried away, and Masterman went into the
vestry. Others entered church, and Heathman at last found himself
alone. The bells stopped, the organ ceased to grunt, and the service
proceeded; but young Lintern was only concerned with his own labours.
He ransacked Mr. Gollop's tool-shed adjoining the vestry. It was
locked, but he broke it open, and, finding a hatchet there, proceeded
to make splinters of the offending inscription. He chopped and chopped
until his usual equitable humour returned to him. Then, the work
completed, he returned to his father's grave and repaired the broken
mound. He was engaged upon this task to the murmur of the psalms, when
Jack Head approached and bade him 'good-morning.'
"A pretty up-store, I hear. And you in the midst of it--eh?"
"I was, and I'd do the same for any chap that did such a beastly thing.
If I thought you had any hand in it, Jack----"
The other remembered that the son of the dead was speaking to him.
"Not me," he answered. "I have a pretty big grudge against Nathan
Baskerville that was, and I won't deny it; but this here--insults on
his tomb--'tis no better than to kick the dead. Besides, what's the
use? It won't right the wrong, or put my money back in my pocket. How
did it go--the words, I mean?"
"I've forgot 'em," answered Heathman. "Least said, soonest mended, and
if it don't do one thing, and that is get Gollop the sack, I shall be a
bit astonished."
He laughed.
"You should 'a' seen the old monkey just now! He was the first to mark
this job, and he let it stand for all to see, and was glad they should
see it--shame to him."
"Wrote it himself so like as not."
"Hadn't the wit to. But he left it, and he was well pleased at it.
And then, when I ordered him as sexton to take it down, he wouldn't,
and so I lost my head and gave him a tap on the ribs, and over he went
into his sister's arms, as was standing screeching like a poll-parrot
just behind him. Both dropped; then Tom Sparkes hit me in the mouth;
and so we went on very lively till Mr. Masterman came."
"Wouldn't have missed it for money," said Jack. "But just my luck to
be t'other side the village at such a moment."
He sat down on a sepulchre and filled his pipe. He knew well why
Heathman had thrown himself so fiercely into this quarrel, and he
admired him for it. The sight of the young man reminded him of his
sister.
"So your Cora is trying a third, she tells me?"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account