Jack scoffed, Abraham Elford grew warm; for who is there that can
endure to hear his depositions brushed aside as worthless?
Upon this great topic of the shrinking of apples at wane of moon, some
sided with Mr. Head; while others, who held lunar influence as a force
reaching into dark mysteries of matter and mind, supported the publican.
The contention was brisk, and not until it began to interfere with the
nightly sale of his liquor, did Elford awake to its danger and stop it.
He conceded nothing, but declared the argument must cease.
"'Tis Christman Eve," said he, "and no occasion for any short words or
sharp sayings. Me and Head both know that we'm right, and mountains
wouldn't move either of us from our opinions, so let it be."
He lifted a great earthen pot from the fire in the bar parlour. It
contained cider with pieces of toast floating in it.
"Pretty drinking, as I'm certain sure that one and all of you will
say," foretold the host.
Apples, however, rose again to be first topic of conversation before
this fine wassail, and Jack spoke once more.
"Time was, down to the in country, that on this night--or else Old
Christman Eve, I forget which--we gawks should all have marched out
solemn to the orchards and sung lucky songs, and poured out cider, and
fired our guns into the branches, and made all-round heathen fools of
ourselves. And why? Because 'twas thought that to do so improved the
next year's crop a thousandfold! And when we remember that 'twas no
further back than our fathers that they did such witless things, it did
ought to make us feel humble, I'm sure."
"Don't talk no more about cider, drink it," said Heathman Lintern, who
was of the company. "Drink it while 'tis hot, and 'twill warm your
bones and soften your opinions. You'm so peart to-night and so sharp
at the corners, that I reckon you've got your money back at last."
This direct attack reduced Mr. Head to a less energetic and dogmatic
frame of mind.
"No," he answered. "I have not, and I happen to know that I never
shall. Me and the old chap fell out, and I dressed him down too sharp.
I was wrong, and I've since admitted it, for I'm the rare, fearless
sort that grant I'm wrong the first minute it can be proved against me.
Though when a man's built on that large pattern, you may be sure he
ban't wrong very often. 'Tis only the peddling, small creatures that
won't admit they're mistaken--out of a natural fear that if they once
allow it, they'll never be thought right again. But though he's
forgiven me, I've strained the friendship. So we live and learn."
"Coode's had his money again," said the host of 'The White Thorn.'
"He has--the drunken dog? There's only me left," returned Jack.
"It wasn't till after he lost his money that he took to swilling,
however," declared the innkeeper. "I know him well. The misfortune
ruined his character."
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