Civil service -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Clementina Golightly was, in the common parlance of a large portion of
mankind, a 'doosed fine gal.' She stood five feet six, and stood very
well, on very good legs, but with rather large feet. She was as straight
as a grenadier, and had it been her fate to carry a milk-pail, she
would have carried it to perfection. Instead of this, however, she was
permitted to expend an equal amount of energy in every variation of
waltz and polka that the ingenuity of the dancing professors of the age
has been able to produce. Waltzes and polkas suited her admirably; for
she was gifted with excellent lungs and perfect powers of breathing, and
she had not much delight in prolonged conversation. Her fault, if she
had one, was a predilection for flirting; but she did her flirtations in
a silent sort of way, much as we may suppose the fishes do theirs, whose
amours we may presume to consist in swimming through their cool element
in close contiguity with each other. 'A feast of reason and a flow of
soul' were not the charms by which Clementina Golightly essayed to keep
her admirers spell-bound at her feet. To whirl rapidly round a room at
the rate of ten miles an hour, with her right hand outstretched in the
grasp of her partner's, and to know that she was tightly buoyed up, like
a horse by a bearing-rein, by his other hand behind her back, was for
her sufficient. To do this, as she did do it, without ever crying for
mercy, with no slackness of breath, and apparently without distress,
must have taken as much training as a horse gets for a race. But the
training had in nowise injured her; and now, having gone through her
gallops and run all her heats for three successive seasons, she was
still sound of wind and limb, and fit to run at any moment when called
upon.
We have said nothing about the face of the beauteous Clementina, and
indeed nothing can be said about it. There was no feature in it with
which a man could have any right to find fault; that she was a 'doosed
fine girl' was a fact generally admitted; but nevertheless you might
look at her for four hours consecutively on a Monday evening, and yet
on Tuesday you would not know her. She had hair which was brownish and
sufficiently silky--and which she wore, as all other such girls do,
propped out on each side of her face by thick round velvet pads,
which, when the waltzing pace became exhilarating, occasionally showed
themselves, looking greasy. She had a pair of eyes set straight in her
head, faultless in form, and perfectly inexpressive. She had a nose
equally straight, but perhaps a little too coarse in dimensions. She had
a mouth not over large, with two thin lips and small whitish teeth; and
she had a chin equal in contour to the rest of her face, but on which
Venus had not deigned to set a dimple. Nature might have defied a French
passport officer to give a description of her, by which even her own
mother or a detective policeman might have recognized her.
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