Civil service -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
"We will only further remark that he always carried with him a wonderful
representation of himself, like to him to a miracle, only smaller in its
dimensions, like as a duodecimo is to a folio--a babe, as it were, of
his own begetting--a little _alter ego_ in which he took much delight.
It was his umbrella. Look at the delicate finish of its lower extremity;
look at the long, narrow, and well-made coat in which it is enveloped
from its neck downwards, without speck, or blemish, or wrinkle; look at
the little wooden head, nicely polished, with the effigy of a human face
on one side of it--little eyes it has, and a sort of nose; look closer
at it, and you will perceive a mouth, not expressive indeed, but still
it is there--a mouth and chin; and is it, or is it not, an attempt at a
pair of whiskers? It certainly has a moustache.
"Such were Mr. Macassar Jones and his umbrella. He was an excellent
clerk, and did great credit to the important office to which he was
attached--namely, that of the Episcopal Audit Board. He was much beloved
by the other gentlemen who were closely connected with him in that
establishment; and may be said, for the first year or two of his
service, to have been, not exactly the life and soul, but, we may
perhaps say with more propriety, the pervading genius of the room in
which he sat.
"But, alas! at length a cloud came over his brow. At first it was but
a changing shadow; but it settled into a dark veil of sorrow which
obscured all his virtues, and made the worthy senior of his room shake
his thin grey locks once and again. He shook them more in sorrow than in
anger; for he knew that Macassar was in love, and he remembered the
days of his youth. Yes; Macassar was in love. He had seen the lovely
Crinoline. To see was to admire; to admire was to love; to love--that
is, to love her, to love Crinoline, the exalted, the sought-after, the
one so much in demand, as he had once expressed himself to one of
his bosom friends--to love her was to despair. He did despair; and
despairing sighed, and sighing was idle.
"But he was not all idle. The genius of the man had that within it
which did not permit itself to evaporate in mere sighs. Sighs, with the
high-minded, force themselves into the guise of poetry, and so it had
been with him. He got leave of absence for a week, and shut himself
up alone in his lodgings; for a week in his lodgings, during the long
evenings of winter, did he remain unseen and unheard of. His landlady
thought that he was in debt, and his friends whispered abroad that he
had caught scarlatina. But at the end of the seven days he came forth,
pale indeed, but with his countenance lighted up by ecstatic fire,
and as he started for his office, he carefully folded and put into
his pocket the elegantly written poem on which he had been so intently
engaged."
'I'm so glad we are to have more poetry,' said Katie. 'Is it another
song?'
'You'll see,' said Mrs. Woodward.
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