Civil service -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
They were sitting together after dinner when he commenced the subject.
He and Mrs. Val and Clementina had done the Tudors the honour of dining
with them; and the ladies had now gone up into the drawing-room, and
were busy talking over the Chiswick affair, which was to come off in
the next week, and after which Mrs. Val intended to give a small evening
party to the most _élite_ of her acquaintance.
'We won't have all the world, my dear,' she had said to Gertrude, 'but
just a few of our own set that are really nice. Clementina is dying to
try that new back step with M. Jaquêtanàpe, so we won't crowd the room.'
Such were the immediate arrangements of the Tudor and Scott party.
'So M'Buffer is off at last,' said Scott, as he seated himself and
filled his glass, after closing the dining-room door. 'He brought his
pigs to a bad market after all.'
'He was an infernal rogue,' said Alaric.
'Well, I suppose he was,' said Undy; 'and a fool into the bargain to be
found out.'
'He was a downright swindler,' said Alaric.
'After all,' said the other, not paying much attention to Alaric's
indignation, 'he did not do so very badly. Why, M'Buffer has been at it
now for thirteen years. He began with nothing; he had neither blood nor
money; and God knows he had no social merits to recommend him. He is
as vulgar as a hog, as awkward as an elephant, and as ugly as an ape.
I believe he never had a friend, and was known at his club to be the
greatest bore that ever came out of Scotland; and yet for thirteen
years he has lived on the fat of the land; for five years he has been
in Parliament, his wife has gone about in her carriage, and every man in
the city has been willing to shake hands with him.'
'And what has it all come to?' said Alaric, whom the question of
M'Buffer's temporary prosperity made rather thoughtful.
'Well, not so bad either; he has had his fling for thirteen years, and
that's something. Thirteen good years out of a man's life is more
than falls to the lot of every one. And then, I suppose, he has saved
something.'
'And he is spoken of everywhere as a monster for whom hanging is too
good.'
'Pshaw! that won't hang him. Yesterday he was a god; to-day he is a
devil; to-morrow he'll be a man again; that's all.'
'But you don't mean to tell me, Undy, that the consciousness of such
crimes as those which M'Buffer has committed must not make a man
wretched in this world, and probably in the next also?'
'Judge not, and ye shall not be judged,' said Undy, quoting Scripture as
the devil did before him; 'and as for consciousness of crime, I suppose
M'Buffer has none at all. I have no doubt he thinks himself quite as
honest as the rest of the world. He firmly believes that all of us
are playing the same game, and using the same means, and has no idea
whatever that dishonesty is objectionable.'
'And you, what do you think about it yourself?'
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