Civil service -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
And yet the Misses Neverbend were quite as estimable as the divine
Clementina, and had once been, perhaps, as attractive as she is now.
They had never waltzed, it is true, as Miss Golightly waltzes. It may
be doubted, indeed, whether any lady ever did. In the pursuit of that
amusement Ugolina was apt to be stiff and ungainly, and to turn herself,
or allow herself to be turned, as though she were made of wood; she
was somewhat flat in her figure, looking as though she had been
uncomfortably pressed into an unbecoming thinness of substance, and a
corresponding breadth of surface, and this conformation did not assist
her in acquiring a graceful flowing style of motion. The elder sister,
Lactimel, was of a different form, but yet hardly more fit to shine
in the mazes of the dance than her sister. She had her charms,
nevertheless, which consisted of a somewhat stumpy dumpy comeliness. She
was altogether short in stature, and very short below the knee. She had
fair hair and a fair skin, small bones and copious soft flesh. She had a
trick of sighing gently in the evolutions of the waltz, which young men
attributed to her softness of heart, and old ladies to her shortness
of breath. They both loved dancing dearly, and were content to enjoy
it whenever the chance might be given to them by the aid of Miss
Golightly's crumbs.
The two sisters were as unlike in their inward lights as in their
outward appearance. Lactimel walked ever on the earth, but Ugolina never
deserted the clouds. Lactimel talked prose and professed to read it;
Ugolina read poetry and professed to write it. Lactimel was utilitarian.
_Cui bono_?--though probably in less classic phrase--was the question
she asked as to everything. Ugolina was transcendental, and denied that
there could be real good in anything. Lactimel would have clothed and
fed the hungry and naked, so that all mankind might be comfortable.
Ugolina would have brought mankind back to their original nakedness, and
have taught them to feed on the grasses of the field, so that the claims
of the body, which so vitally oppose those of the mind, might remain
unheeded and despised. They were both a little nebulous in their
doctrines, and apt to be somewhat unintelligible in their discourse,
when indulged in the delights of unrestrained conversation. Lactimel had
a theory that every poor brother might eat of the fat and drink of
the sweet, might lie softly, and wear fine linen, if only some body
or bodies could be induced to do their duties; and Ugolina was equally
strong in a belief that if the mind were properly looked to,
all appreciation of human ill would cease. But they delighted in
generalizing rather than in detailed propositions; and had not probably,
even in their own minds, realized any exact idea as to the means by
which the results they desired were to be brought about.
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