Civil service -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
But ah! alas, he was all too late. He came but to see the ruin which
Undy's defection had brought about. He might have taken his rest, and
had a quiet mind till the next morning's _Times_ revealed to him the
fact of Mr. Pumpkin's grand success. When he arrived, the numbers
were being taken, and he, even he, Mr. Whip Vigil, he the great
arch-numberer, was excluded from the number of the counted. When the
doors were again open the Commons of England had decided by a majority
of forty-one to seven that the parks of London should, one and all,
be closed on Sundays; and Mr. Pumpkin had achieved among his own set a
week's immortality.
'We mustn't have this again, Vigil,' said a very great man the next
morning, with a good-humoured smile on his face, however, as he uttered
the reprimand. 'It will take us a whole night, and God knows how much
talking, to undo what those fools did yesterday.'
Mr. Vigil resolved to leave nothing again to the unassisted industry or
honesty of Undy Scott, and consequently that gentleman's claims on
his party did not stand so highly as they might have done but for this
accident. Parliament was soon afterwards dissolved, and either through
the lukewarm support of his Government friends, or else in consequence
of his great fortune having been found to be ambiguous, the independent
electors of the Tillietudlem burghs took it into their heads to unseat
Mr. Scott. Unseated for Tillietudlem, he had no means of putting himself
forward elsewhere, and he had to repent, in the sackcloth and ashes of
private life, the fault which had cost him the friendship of Mr. Vigil.
His life, however, was not strictly private. He had used the Honourable
before his name, and the M.P. which for a time had followed after it,
to acquire for himself a seat as director at a bank board. He was a
Vice-President of the Caledonian, English, Irish, and General European
and American Fire and Life Assurance Society; such, at least, had been
the name of the joint-stock company in question when he joined it; but
he had obtained much credit by adding the word 'Oriental,' and inserting
it after the allusion to Europe; he had tried hard to include the fourth
quarter of the globe; but, as he explained to some of his friends, it
would have made the name too cumbrous for the advertisements. He was a
director also of one or two minor railways, dabbled in mining
shares, and, altogether, did a good deal of business in the private
stock-jobbing line.
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