Civil service -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
It was then for the first time explained to Mr. Neverbend that he had to
go through a rather complicated adjustment of his toilet before he would
be considered fit to meet the infernal gods. He must, he was informed,
envelop himself from head to foot in miner's habiliments, if he wished
to save every stitch he had on him from dirt and destruction. He must
also cover up his head with a linen cap, so constituted as to carry a
lump of mud with a candle stuck in it, if he wished to save either his
head from filth or his feet from falling. Now Mr. Neverbend, like most
clerks in public offices, was somewhat particular about his wardrobe; it
behoved him, as a gentleman frequenting the West End, to dress well, and
it also behoved him to dress cheaply; he was, moreover, careful both as
to his head and feet; he could not, therefore, reject the recommended
precautions, but yet the time!--the time thus lost might destroy all.
He hurried into the shed where his toilet was to be made, and suffered
himself to be prepared in the usual way. He took off his own great coat,
and put on a muddy course linen jacket that covered the upper portion
of his body completely; he then dragged on a pair of equally muddy
overalls; and lastly submitted to a most uninviting cap, which came down
over his ears, and nearly over his eyes, and on the brow of which a lump
of mud was then affixed, bearing a short tallow candle.
But though dressed thus in miner's garb, Mr. Neverbend could not be said
to look the part he filled. He was a stout, reddish-faced gentleman,
with round shoulders and huge whiskers, he was nearly bald, and wore
spectacles, and in the costume in which he now appeared he did not seem
to be at his ease. Indeed, all his air of command, all his personal
dignity and dictatorial tone, left him as soon as he found himself
metamorphosed into a fat pseudo-miner. He was like a cock whose feathers
had been trailed through the mud, and who could no longer crow aloud,
or claim the dunghill as his own. His appearance was somewhat that of
a dirty dissipated cook who, having been turned out of one of the clubs
for drunkenness, had been wandering about the streets all night. He
began to wish that he was once more in the well-known neighbourhood of
Charing Cross.
The adventure, however, must now be carried through. There was still
enough of manhood in his heart to make him feel that he could not return
to his colleague at Tavistock without visiting the wonders which he had
come so far to see. When he reached the head of the shaft, however,
the affair did appear to him to be more terrible than he had before
conceived. He was invited to get into a rough square bucket, in which
there was just room for himself and another to stand; he was specially
cautioned to keep his head straight, and his hands and elbows from
protruding, and then the windlass began to turn, and the upper world,
the sunlight, and all humanity receded from his view.
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