Then he let his head sink upon his two hands, while D’Artagnan stood before him, stupefied. “That has cured me of beautiful, poetical, and loving women,” said Athos, after a considerable pause, raising his head, and forgetting to continue the fiction of the count. “God grant you as much! Let us drink.” “Then she is dead?” stammered D’Artagnan. “_Parbleu!_” said Athos. “But hold out your glass. Some ham, my boy, or we can’t drink.” “And her brother?” added D’Artagnan, timidly. “Her brother?” replied Athos. “Yes, the priest.” “Oh, I inquired after him for the purpose of hanging him likewise; but he was beforehand with me, he had quit the curacy the night before.” “Was it ever known who this miserable fellow was?” “He was doubtless the first lover and accomplice of the fair lady. A worthy man, who had pretended to be a curate for the purpose of getting his mistress married, and securing her a position. He has been hanged and quartered, I hope.” “My God, my God!” cried D’Artagnan, quite stunned by the relation of this horrible adventure. “Taste some of this ham, D’Artagnan; it is exquisite,” said Athos, cutting a slice, which he placed on the young man’s plate. “What a pity it is there were only four like this in the cellar. I could have drunk fifty bottles more.” D’Artagnan could no longer endure this conversation, which had made him bewildered. Allowing his head to sink upon his two hands, he pretended to sleep. “These young fellows can none of them drink,” said Athos, looking at him with pity, “and yet this is one of the best!” Chapter XXVIII. THE RETURN D’Artagnan was astounded by the terrible confidence of Athos; yet many things appeared very obscure to him in this half revelation. In the first place it had been made by a man quite drunk to one who was half drunk; and yet, in spite of the incertainty which the vapor of three or four bottles of Burgundy carries with it to the brain, D’Artagnan, when awaking on the following morning, had all the words of Athos as present to his memory as if they then fell from his mouth—they had been so impressed upon his mind. All this doubt only gave rise to a more lively desire of arriving at a certainty, and he went into his friend’s chamber with a fixed determination of renewing the conversation of the preceding evening; but he found Athos quite himself again—that is to say, the most shrewd and impenetrable of men. Besides which, the Musketeer, after having exchanged a hearty shake of the hand with him, broached the matter first. “I was pretty drunk yesterday, D’Artagnan,” said he, “I can tell that by my tongue, which was swollen and hot this morning, and by my pulse, which was very tremulous. I wager that I uttered a thousand extravagances.” While saying this he looked at his friend with an earnestness that embarrassed him. “No,” replied D’Artagnan, “if I recollect well what you said, it was nothing out of the common way.”