Adventure and adventurers -- Fiction; France -- History -- Louis XIII, 1610-1643 -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Swordsmen -- Fiction
“My God, yes, _gave_, that is the word,” said Porthos; “for the animal
was worth at least a hundred and fifty louis, and the stingy fellow
would only give me eighty.”
“Without the saddle?” said Aramis.
“Yes, without the saddle.”
“You will observe, gentlemen,” said Athos, “that Porthos has made the
best bargain of any of us.”
And then commenced a roar of laughter in which they all joined, to the
astonishment of poor Porthos; but when he was informed of the cause of
their hilarity, he shared it vociferously according to his custom.
“There is one comfort, we are all in cash,” said D’Artagnan.
“Well, for my part,” said Athos, “I found Aramis’s Spanish wine so good
that I sent on a hamper of sixty bottles of it in the wagon with the
lackeys. That has weakened my purse.”
“And I,” said Aramis, “imagined that I had given almost my last sou to
the church of Montdidier and the Jesuits of Amiens, with whom I had
made engagements which I ought to have kept. I have ordered Masses for
myself, and for you, gentlemen, which will be said, gentlemen, for
which I have not the least doubt you will be marvelously benefited.”
“And I,” said Porthos, “do you think my strain cost me nothing?—without
reckoning Mousqueton’s wound, for which I had to have the surgeon twice
a day, and who charged me double on account of that foolish Mousqueton
having allowed himself a ball in a part which people generally only
show to an apothecary; so I advised him to try never to get wounded
there any more.”
“Ay, ay!” said Athos, exchanging a smile with D’Artagnan and Aramis,
“it is very clear you acted nobly with regard to the poor lad; that is
like a good master.”
“In short,” said Porthos, “when all my expenses are paid, I shall have,
at most, thirty crowns left.”
“And I about ten pistoles,” said Aramis.
“Well, then it appears that we are the Crœsuses of the society. How
much have you left of your hundred pistoles, D’Artagnan?”
“Of my hundred pistoles? Why, in the first place I gave you fifty.”
“You think so?”
“_Pardieu!_”
“Ah, that is true. I recollect.”
“Then I paid the host six.”
“What a brute of a host! Why did you give him six pistoles?”
“You told me to give them to him.”
“It is true; I am too good-natured. In brief, how much remains?”
“Twenty-five pistoles,” said D’Artagnan.
“And I,” said Athos, taking some small change from his pocket, “I—”
“You? Nothing!”
“My faith! So little that it is not worth reckoning with the general
stock.”
“Now, then, let us calculate how much we posses in all.”
“Porthos?”
“Thirty crowns.”
“Aramis?”
“Ten pistoles.”
“And you, D’Artagnan?”
“Twenty-five.”
“That makes in all?” said Athos.
“Four hundred and seventy-five livres,” said D’Artagnan, who reckoned
like Archimedes.
“On our arrival in Paris, we shall still have four hundred, besides the
harnesses,” said Porthos.
“But our troop horses?” said Aramis.
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