The Three Perils of Man; or, War, Women, and Witchcraft, Vol. 2 (of 3)Hogg, James
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The Three Perils of Man; or, War, Women, and Witchcraft, Vol. 2 (of 3)
Hogg, James
Historical fiction; Scotland -- History -- Robert II, 1371-1390 -- Fiction
We were lying in a barn when this discourse occurred, and I could not
but wonder what the old fellow would do. It was customary for us to take
our breakfast at the place where we lodged, and if I might judge from
our supper, the place where we then were gave no prospect of very rich
fare.
The breakfast was produced; a quantity of black brochen and lentiles.
The master of defence wist not how to break the ice by introducing a
refusal of the proffered meal! but he considered himself as pledged
to me, and his haughty spirit would not succumb. His looks were
particularly embarrassed and amusing, and I saw that he would gladly
have been free of his engagement, as he began a long palaver of general
remarks. I kept up my good hopes, and gave him always an expecting look
now and then, to make him hold to his resolution. The people of the
house paid little attention to his harangue, till at length he concluded
with these words:
"Such being the case, and such the state of the country, I am obliged
now to claim all my rights, privileges, and dues from every vassal of my
lord of Galloway, as well as from every subject of our liege lord the
king, whose commission I bear. Goodman Latchie, I accept no more of
black croudy and lentiles for breakfast: I claim, order, and command the
best that is in this house. In place of that hog's meat, let us have a
rasher on the coals, if you so please."
"The muckle fiend be atween your teeth, then, to choak you wi' the first
bite!" said the goodwife.
"Farmer Latchie, I contend not with women," said the man of the sword:
"Are you aware of my rights, or do you know and dispute them?"
"I consider yours as merely a nominal right," said he, "which no man is
bound to fulfil, because no man does it. All my lord's vassals treat you
with common fare. Why should I do more?"
With that a raw-boned young man stepped forward, with a black beard and
a ruffian look. He was the farmer's eldest son, and his name was John.
"What is all this din about," said he: "Let me speak, will ye, Master
Gorb? Either take that which is set before you, or go away without it. I
say that."
"You say that? Do you, sir?" said my master.
"Yes; sure I do," said he: "I says that, and I'll say it again too, to
be sure I will."
"Then there is my gage, sir. Do you know to what you have subjected
yourself?" said my master, pulling out his sword, and laying it on the
board: "You have given the king's ordained swordsman the denial; you
must fight him, or find one on the instant to do it for you. If he kills
you, he is entitled to take off your head and send it to the king; and
if you kill him, you lose your head, and all the goods and chattels of
your house are to be confiscate. Rescue or no rescue? Draw, craven! or
yield me up the keys of your pantry, your chest, and your sunken cellar,
you dog."
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