The Three Perils of Man; or, War, Women, and Witchcraft, Vol. 3 (of 3)Hogg, James
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The Three Perils of Man; or, War, Women, and Witchcraft, Vol. 3 (of 3)
Hogg, James
Historical fiction; Scotland -- History -- Robert II, 1371-1390 -- Fiction
Never was there a proclamation issued that made such a deray among the
fair sex as this. All the beauty of the Lowlands of Scotland was
assembled at this royal festival. The city of Roxburgh and the town of
Kelso were full of visitors; choke full of them! There were ladies in
every house, beside the inmates; and, generally speaking, three _at an
average_ for every male, whether in the city or suburbs. Yet, for all
these lovely women of high rank and accomplishments, none else fled
from the consequences of the mandate but one alone, who dreaded a
rival being preferred,--a proof how little averse the ladies of that
age were to the bonds of matrimony. Such a night as that was in the
city! There were running to and fro, rapping at doors, and calling of
names during the whole night. It was a terrible night for the
dressmakers; for there was such a run upon them, and they had so much
ado, that they got nothing done at all, except the receiving of orders
which there was no time to execute.
Next morning, at eight of the day, by the abbey bell, the multitude
were assembled, when the names of the former heroes were all called
over, but only sixteen appeared, although twenty-two stood on the
list. The candidates were then all taken into an apartment by
themselves, and treated with viands and wines, with whatever else they
required. There also they were instructed in the laws of the game.
Every one was obliged to contend at every one of the exercises;
and the conqueror in each was to retire into the apartment of the
ladies, where they were all placed in a circle, lay his prize at his
mistress's feet, and retire again to the sports without uttering a
word.
The exercises were held on the large plain south of the Teviot, so
that they were beheld by the whole multitude without any inconveniency.
The flowers of the land also beheld from their apartment in the castle,
although no one saw them in return, save the fortunate contenders in
the field. The first trial was a foot race for a chain of gold, given by
the lady Douglas, and all the sixteen being obliged to run, the sport
afforded by the race was excellent; for the eager desire to be foremost
acted not more powerfully to urge the candidates to exertion than the
dread of being the last, so that the two hindmost were straining every
nerve, and gasping as voraciously for breath as the two foremost. Sir
Charles Scott took the lead, leaving the rest quite behind, so far that
every one thought he would gain with all manner of ease, and they began
to hail him as conqueror. But owing to his great weight he lost breath,
and in spite of all he could do the poet made by him and won the prize,
which he took with a proud and a joyful heart, and laid at the feet of
Delany. "Bauchling shurf!" exclaimed Sir Charles, laughing when he saw
the poet passing his elbow, "Useless bauchling shurf! an I had kend I
wad hae letten ye lie, and been singit to an izle in the low o'
Ravensworth."
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