". . . and I think it's perfectly terrible, the way everybody stares
and whispers and grins. What in the world made you act the way you did
and get arrested. And those were reporters that you shoved out of the
office, too, and that is why they wrote about us in such a horrid way.
And I shall never be able to live it down. I shall be considered
hysterical and always fainting, which is not true and a perfect libel
which they ought to be sent to jail for printing. I shall probably
have that horrid Lochinvar piece recited at me the rest of my life,
Johnny, and I should think you would be willing to apologize to the
sheriff and be nice now and make them let you off easy. And dad blames
me for eloping with you and thinks we had it planned before he got home
yesterday, and he says there was no excuse and it showed a lack of
confidence in his judgment. He says you are a d. fool and take
yourself too seriously, and it is a pity you couldn't have some sense
knocked into you. But you must not mind him now because he is angry
and will get over it. But Johnny, please do be a good boy now and
don't make us any more trouble. I am sure I never dreamed what you had
in mind, but I would have married you since we started to, but now it
is perfectly odious to have it turn out such a fizzle, with you in jail
and I being preached at every waking moment by dad and mommie. If you
had only kept your temper and waited until dad and mommie got here, I
am sure we would be married by now, because I could have made them give
their consent and be present at the Wedding and everything go off
pleasantly instead of such a horrid mess as this is.
"I want you to promise me now that you will be good, and I will make
dad get the judge to let you off. Won't you please see dad and be nice
to him? His calling you a d. fool does not mean anything. That is
dad's way when he is peeved, and the jailer says you told him dad could
go to h. That is why he said it and not on general principles, because
he does really like you, Johnny. Of course we could see you anyway,
because you couldn't help yourself, but dad won't do it unless you are
willing to be good. So please, dear, won't you let us come up and talk
nicely together? I am sure the sheriff bears no ill will though his
jaw is swelled a little but not much. So we can get you out of this
scrape if you will meet us halfway and be a nice sensible boy. Please,
Johnny.
"Your loving Mary V."
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