The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume TwoCarleton, William
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The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume Two
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Well an' good:--no, divil a harm's in it;--well an' good: to make a
long story short, they grabbed me in a house up in the mountains--not
unlike Finnerty's, I think that's his name--where I was on my keepin';
so what 'ud you have of it, but we were comin' acrass the hills, jist as
it might be said we are now--only there's none of us a prisoner, thank
goodness--hem! Well, I said to myself, hit or miss, I'll thry it; I have
a pair o' legs, an' it won't be my fault or I'll put them to the best
use: an' for that raison it'll be divil take the hindmost wid us. Now
listen, boys; I started off, an' one fellow that had a pistol let bang
at me, but long life to the pistol, divil a one of it would go off; bang
again came the other chap's, but 'twas ditto repaited, and no go any
more than the other. Well, do you know now, that the third fellow--for
there was only three af them, I must tell you--the third fellow, I'm
inclined to think, was a friend at bottom; for the devil a one of him
struv to break his heart in overtakin' me. Well, by that manes, I say, I
got off from two of as double-distilled villains as ever wor born to die
by suspin-sion.”
This narrative, the spirit of which was so acceptable to his two
companions, and, if truth must be told, equally so to the third, was
treasured up by M'Carthy, who felt that it ingeniously but cautiously
pointed out to him the course he should adopt under his own peculiar
circumstances. The consequence was, that on coming within about a couple
of furlongs of a dark, narrow, thickly-wooded glen, through which he
knew they must pass, he bolted off at the top of his speed, which,
although very considerable for a man whose strength had been so
completely exhausted by fatigue and the unusual slavery of that day's
wandering through the mountains, was, notwithstanding, such as would
never have enabled him to escape from his companions.
He had not gone a perch when the click of a pistol was heard, but no
report; the fact having been, that the pistol missed fire, and did not
go off.
“D--n your blood!” exclaimed the “friend” to the other, “fire, and don't
let him escape;” the ruffian did so when click No. 2 was heard, but as
before no report.
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