The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume TwoCarleton, William
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The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume Two
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“'Ah, you cowardly scoundrels,' says he, 'that's a disgrace to the
counthry, and to the very name of Irishman; it's no wondher for
strangers to talk of you as they do--no wondher for your friends to
have a shamed face for your disgraceful crimes. You would now take an
inoffensive gintleman--one that never harmed a man of you, nor any one
else--you'd take him out, bekaise some blackhearted cowardly villain
among you has a pick (pique) against him, and some of you for
half-a-crown or a bellyful of whisky would murdher him in could blood.
Begone, or by the livin' Farmer, I'll scatter the contents of this
blunderbush among you.' He that wishes to have M'Carthy done for was wid
us himself, and tould us in Irish to fire at the windy, which we did,
and on the instant slop came a shower of bullets among us. A boy from
the Esker got one of them through the brain, and fell stone dead; two
others--we can't mention names--was wounded, and it was well we got
them off safe. So there's our night's work for us. Howaniver, the day's
comin' when we'll pay them for all.”
“I think, boys,” said a person, whose voice was evidently that of a man
advanced in years, “I think you ought to give this procthor Purcel a
cardin'. He lifts the tithes of four parishes, and so far he's a scourge
over four parishes; himself and his blasted citations to the bishop's
court and his blasted decrees--hell purshue him, as it will. Ah, the
Carders wor fine fellows, so were the Sextons.”
“Bravo, Billy Bradly, conshumin' to me but I'm--I'm main proud, and that
we met you com--omin' from the wake to-night; I am, upon my sow--owl.”
“I believe, Billy,” said another voice, “you had your own fun wid
procthors in your day.”
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