The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume TwoCarleton, William
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The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume Two
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
The servant man accordingly assisted him to raise upon his stout and
honest shoulders a short heavy bag of oatmeal, into which he had
thrust a large flitch of newly-hung bacon; and thus loaded, the violent
anti-tithe priest bent his way, nearly at the hour of twelve o'clock, to
the residence of the Rev. Mr. Goodison, his neighbor.
It is necessary to state here, that the glebe-house of that gentleman
was situated within about two hundred yards of two crossroads, one of
which went by the gate of entrance to it. After a severe trudge, during
a night that began now to brighten as the moon rose, Father Anthony
found himself approaching the cross-roads in question, and for a moment
imagined that he saw his own shadow before him, an impression which
soon changed on observing that the shadow, or whatever it was, although
loaded much as he himself was, that is to say, with a sack on his
shoulders, evidently approached him--a circumstance which he knew to
be an impossibility, and that it must, consequently, be a distinct
individual. Having satisfied himself of this, he got under the shade of
a hedge, a movement in which he was instantly imitated by the stranger.
Each stood concealed for some time, with a, hope that the other might
advance and turn probably out of his way; but neither seemed disposed to
move. At length, Father Anthony gave a kind of inquisitive, dry cough,
by way of experiment, which was instantly responded to by another cough
equally dry and mysterious. These were repeated two or three times
without success, when at last Father Anthony advanced a little under
shadow of the hedge, and found as before that the strange individual did
the same; and thus, in fact, they kept gradually, coughing at each other
and approaching until they fairly met face to face, each with a sack
upon his shoulders.
“Con M'Mahon!” exclaimed the priest, “why, what on earth brought you out
at this hour of the night, and--aisy, what is this you're' carrying?”
“Faix, your reverence,” replied the other, “I might as well ask yourself
the same two questions.”
“I know you might,” said Father Anthony; “but in the manetime you had
better not.”
The priest spoke like one whose wind had not been improved by the
burthen he carried; and M'Mahon, anxious if possible to get rid of
him, determined to enter into some conversation that might tire out his
strength. He consequently selected the topic of the day as being best
calculated for that purpose.
“Isn't these blessed times that's coming, plaise your reverence,” said
M'Mahon, “when we'll be done wid these tithes, and have the millstone
taken from our necks altogether?”
This was spoken in a most wheedling and insinuating tone replete with
the the confidence of one who knew that the stronger he spoke the more
satisfaction he would give his auditor, and the more readily he would
avert any suspicion as to his object and appearance at such an hour.
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