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The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume Two
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“You may swear it; do you think I'd offer you anything else? But now
listen, my darlin' girl, take this shawl, it's 'worth five-and-twenty
guineas at least, troth, poor thing! it wasn't since their marriage it
was bought; take it, I say, and go up widout sayin' a word, and lay
it just where it was before, and if she seems surprised on findin' it
there, tell her you suppose I forgot it, or if she won't believe you,
and that all fails you, say that the _Cannie Soogah_, although she
knows nothing about him, is a man that's undher great obligations to her
family, and that he only tuck that method of payin' back a debt to her
that he honestly owed to them, for, afther all, isn't she one of them?”
Lilly shook her head, and her eyes filled with tears, at the manly and
modest generosity of the pedlar.
“Little you know then, Mr. Magrath, the load you have taken off my
dear mistress's heart, and the delight you have brought upon the whole
family.”
“Well, Lilly dear, sure if I did, amn't I well paid, for it? thanks to
your two sweet lips for that. Sure, bad cess to me, but it was on your
account I did it.”
A vile grin, or rather an awkward blank smile, forced by an affectation
of gallantry, accompanied the lie which he uttered.
“Oh, yes, indeed,” replied Lilly, “on my 'account, don't think to
pass that upon me; however, I can forgive you a great many things in
consequence of your behavior--just now.”
“And yet you abused me for it,” he replied, laughing, “but sure I knew
that a purty girl always likes to be kissed; bad cess to me, but the
same behavior comes naturally to me.”
“Go now,” said Lilly, with a comic and peremptory manner; “go your
rounds, I say; you know very well that I mane your behavior about the
shawl, and not your great strong impudence.”
The pedlar, after winking and nodding meanings into her words that she
had never thought of, slung his pack over his shoulder as usual, and
proceeded on his rounds.
We have always been of opinion that there is scarcely anything more
mysterious than the speed with which popular report travels apparently
with very inadequate machinery throughout a large district of country.
Before the day was more than half-advanced, fame had succeeded in
circulating a report that Matthew Purcel and Dr. Turbot had been both
shot dead in the garden of the rectory. This report spread rapidly,
and it is with equal pain and shame we are obliged to confess that in
general it was received with evident and undisguised satisfaction. John
and Alick Purcel, on their way home, were accosted at a place called
“Murderer's Corner,” by two of the men who had attended at their
father's office that morning, and informed that he and Dr. Turbot had
been murdered in the course of the day, a piece of information which
was conveyed by them with a sneer of cowardly triumph that was perfectly
diabolical.
“God save ye, gintlemen!” said one of them, with a peculiar emphasis on
the last word; “did ye here the news?”
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