The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume TwoCarleton, William
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The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume Two
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“I beg to apologize to the court,” replied Purcel, “if for a moment I
have forgotten what is due to it; but, in fact, your worship, there is
not one word of truth in what he says. His language was insolent and
provoking beyond the limits of human patience. He told me that both my
father and myself were dishonest--that we were oppressors of the poor,
and blood-suckers; called us hardhearted and beggarly upstarts, and that
we would sell our Church and our country for filthy lucre and upstart
pride. Instead, your worship, of promising to pay his tithes, he said we
might go to hell for them, and make the devil our paymaster, what he'll
be yet. And further, he said he'd never pay a farthing of them, and set
law, lawyers, police, military, and magistrates all at open defiance.
Now I beg to know, your worship, what loyal and peaceably-disposed
man, that wishes to see the laws of his country, and those respectable
magistrates that administer them, respected--what man, I say, fond of
peace and quietness, could bear such language as that? It is not what he
said of either myself or my family that I contain of, but of the abuse
he heaped upon the law at large, and the independent magistrates of the
country. I certainly, in the heat of the moment, so far resented the
affront offered to the most respectable magistracy of this fine country
as to give him a few slight touches of the whip, more like one in jest,
I assure your worship, than like an angry man.”
“Hourigan,” said O'Driscol, swelling up to a state of the most pompous
indignation, “this is infamous conduct which he relates of you, sir. How
dare you, sir, or any impudent fellow like you, take the undaicent and
unjustifiable liberty of abusing the independent and loyal magistracy of
Ireland? It is by fellows like you, sir, that traison and sedition are
hatched. Your conduct was gross and monstrous, and if Mr. Purcel had
come to me and made affidavit of the language stated, I would have
consithered it my duty to commit you. Such language, sirra, was
seditious!”
“Yes,” replied Hourigan, “and you would be right; but there is not one
word of truth in what Mr. Purcel says, your worship; for instead of
that, plaise your reverence, when I threatened to come to you to get the
law against him--'I'll go to Squire Driscol,' says I, 'and that's
the gintleman that will give me justice at any rate.' 'You and Squire
Driscol may go be hanged,' says he; 'I don't regard him a traneen; he
thinks, since he has been made into a justice of pace, that the ground's
not worthy to carry him,' says he. Can you deny that, Mr. John?”
Purcel's limbs began to move, and his very flesh to creep with
indignation at the impudent but artful falsehoods of Hourigan, who was
likely to succeed in touching the magistrate's weak points with such
effect as to gain him over to his side.
The worthy official shook his head with a kind of very high-minded
pride, as much as to say, I am far above the level of such observations.
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