The trail of the swinging lanterns : $b a racy, railroading review of transportation matters, methods and menCopeland, John Morison
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The trail of the swinging lanterns : $b a racy, railroading review of transportation matters, methods and men
Copeland, John Morison
Railroads -- Canada
There was a traffic official in an eastern metropolis some years ago,
representing a fine railroad but kept in the chair by other people’s
financial power, who was notorious for that stealthy, furtive habit of
fumbling with his papers without looking up, as though fearful his eyes
would convict him of his sins against men.
In the category of queer ones could be listed the eccentric who
accosted a friend of mine, now doing trustworthy executive work for the
government railways, with “What, you here again?”
“Just for three minutes, Sir, to place a routing order!” “You won’t
be here a minute, I’m too busy. I can’t be bothered by you and your
routing order; it isn’t worth the paper it is written on.” With people
like this unmuzzled and at large, can you wonder at the increase in
crime.
Another good acquaintance who was invited to an inner office to
unburden his mind and concisely recited the nature of his business
without molestation, was dumbfounded when finished to observe the
creature before him, without parley, touch a buzzer, summon a servitor
and request him to “Shew this gentleman out.” What would you rather do
than live with him? Some men’s physical boundaries and narrow-minded
outlook are so small and contemptible that if a mosquito laid out a
nine hole golf course on their torso he would be crowded for room.
A decade or so ago there dwelt in a town an hour’s ride east of
Toronto, an individual like a ruffled grouse who thought to slay his
interviewer summarily with “What you tell me goes in one ear and out
the other,” as he made a personally conducted tour to the door. Quickly
came the retort courteous: “I am not surprised Mr. ---- there is
nothing there to stop it.”
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