The trail of the swinging lanterns : $b a racy, railroading review of transportation matters, methods and menCopeland, John Morison
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The trail of the swinging lanterns : $b a racy, railroading review of transportation matters, methods and men
Copeland, John Morison
Railroads -- Canada
On one occasion the Great Northern Railway wrote the Heinz Pickle
Company, Leamington, Ont., regarding the collection of an undercharge
amounting to $40.09, which arose from an error in prepaying the freight
charges on a carload shipped to Vancouver, B.C. The Pickle Company’s
Traffic Manager, at Pittsburg, Pa., working in accordance with the
Inter-state Commerce Act Rules, promptly acknowledged the liability in
an elaborate statement, with cheque, assuring the railway company that
the correct amount of the discrepancy was, on further investigation,
found to be $80.45. In other days we all knew some people who would
have gasped at such an evidence of gratuitous fair dealing, but to
quote from William Shakespeare, the listener would be fit for “treason,
stratagem and spoils” whose risibilities are not tickled with a recital
of the claim of a cautious old sexton, made on the Canadian Northern
Railway at Winnipeg for two funeral tollings at $2 each which he would
have received had the railway delivered the expected church bell in
time. And so the old world and the amusing people on it, with their
pleasantries and foibles, roll across the stage of every-day existence.
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LINES ADDRESSED TO FREDERICK P. NELSON
Traveling Agent, Grand Trunk Railway, on the occasion of his marriage,
Hamilton, Canada, May 27th, 1912
“We must encourage the young,” said a former acquaintance of your
father--a benevolent old benedict--who cheerfully swung into line with
the friends wishing to mark your approaching marriage and who would
honor you with more than the sentiments expressed herein.
The matrimonial contract of that railroading knight is nearing
completion; yours is about to be undertaken with ideals, hope and
resolve. Undoubtedly the trail will develop many joys and some kinks
in the path, but we are convinced that you can measure up to the best
traditions of the lords of creation. Those who have basked in the rays
of your genial personality prophecy you will prove docile “In bond” and
all of us will “Watch your smoke.”
You spring from sturdy stock, long identified with railway construction
in Canada, and since those other days in the loft of Hamilton’s smoke
smeared freight shed, down the avenue of occupations in your native
city, abroad in Western Ontario and throughout the business zone of
Toronto, few dare question your reputation for urbanity, commercial
sense and thoroughness. Where master and man wrest for silver fortunes
in Cobalt Camp, they say your methods and diplomatic behavior were “as
smooth as a kitten’s wrist” and a decided asset to the Grand Trunk
Railway.
As a reminder of your bachelor days and associations: as a token of
regard when nearing the threshold of a momentous event in your life,
accept from subscribing friends whose names are attached hereto, the
accompanying gift of dining room furniture--a contribution towards your
household gods.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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