The trail of the swinging lanterns : $b a racy, railroading review of transportation matters, methods and menCopeland, John Morison
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The trail of the swinging lanterns : $b a racy, railroading review of transportation matters, methods and men
Copeland, John Morison
Railroads -- Canada
O ye hooting witches of the midnight orgy and screeching jagaurs
squirming in the fatal coils of Columbian pythons, never was there
such a scream and succession of fearful cries emitted as arose from
the prostrate player rolling over and over before the multitude in an
agonized struggle to right himself. The approaching bay of a hungry
winter wolf pack in full tongue is unequalled as a shudder producer
and fearful indeed, our ancestors say, were the howls of redskins bent
on massacre. The field and stand had never listened to these, but they
heard Spider O’Toole and were transfixed with thrills in speechless
anticipation. Wild eyed and sweating they found him, the grimey ball
still in his grasp and two water snakes wound about his wrist and
forearm with ugly heads and forked tongues shooting this way and that
as their bodies writhed and rubbed his bare skin in efforts to free
themselves from his powerful clutch, poor O’Toole dancing in near
convulsions, meanwhile beseeching the rescuers to free him from the
loathsome girdle. It would appear that the reptiles had come out of the
water, as they sometimes do, and after the manner of their kind, curled
up together and gone to sleep in one of the swampy depressions close
to the fence bounding extreme centre field, and this was the handful
the fingers of Claudius O’Toole closed on. The shortstop and fielder
who first reached their horrified leader state _sub rosa_ that he was
muttering pieces of prayers, swearing on the bones of King Kelly, and
vowing by Ptolemy’s ancient mummies that he would nail those flying
runners at the plate. In his wanderings he was heard to mention “Log
over the Chaudiere”, “See their flat, evil heads” and “St. Patrick to
the rescue”.
[Illustration: THOMAS J. NELSON,
City Passenger and Ticket Agent, G.T.R., Brantford, Ont.; former
President, Brantford Baseball Club.]
When the commotion subsided and the contented Peterboroughese were
discussing the absorbing topic on their way home, Mister O’Toole
disrobed in the dressing room and while introducing his friends Gerald
O’Flaherty and Jimmie Goodall to Mr. Nelson, declared by all the hairy
chested “oorang ootangs” in the Zambesi Country that he would in future
manage his team from the bench when they clashed with the Bluejays at
home. Therefore you may not view Spider O’Toole in action again beside
the winding Otonabee River, but sooner or later, he will emulate a
spike-heeled river driver with peavie in hand, riding a pine log over
the Chaudiere in order that a pound of flesh may be delivered to Silent
Tom Nelson, President of the Brantford Green Sox.
[Illustration: VIEW OF THE FIRST AMERICAN RAILWAY TRAIN]
A HAPHAZARD CHRONOLOGY
1804--Richard Trevithick experimented in England with the
earliest type of steam locomotive and it is said that
his son F. H. Trevithick, was the first locomotive
superintendent of the Grand Trunk Railway.
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