Reuben acushla! I wish you saw Dear BERTHA’S curves and WOLFE’S smooth jaw. EDDIE was flashed de-HORNING a cow, Alas, poor Yoric! view him now. Admiral HARRY sailed to sea With skippers primed in drams of Tea, Hector BENNETTO--Benn. C.B.-- THORPE, FITZ--MORICE, Murdo Mac D-- SARGENT, THOMAS, Frank C. FOY Roared with unction and rocked with joy At JACK the Moor in the bear’s cage And CALLAGHAN was all the rage. The cartoons ceased in quite a breeze With Cupid DICK in his B.V.D’s. WILL. JACKSON, wise from Spotless Town, Sate cheek by jowl with soldier BROWN, While GRAY and GREEN and singing PINK Rehearsed “The toothbrush in the sink.” And “Young DICK TINNING haint no style, Deed he am boss, all de while.” RICHARD sang “Maxwellton’s Braes” Performing as in other days. Oh you beautiful doll was there With bells on her toes, and lard in her hair. The C.N.R. and G.T.P. The CORNBELT Route and N. Y. C. Hob-nobbed with he of the C. B. Q. Beside the banks of the winding SOO. MULKERN, entranced beheld the throng, Impressed was he with the ’cello song. Saintly McCRAW shed one large tear O’er wee Baptiste on his truckle bier. The joke on MURPHY was a scream Beyond the Company’s fondest dream. FALSTAFF sampled some nut-brown ale, Requested a schooner and then a pail: ANGUS TORY and WELLAND STRONG Thought they too would ride along, But ALEC. BOYD said “Have a heart, Does ‘G. & W.’ take no part?” [Illustration: One of the Songsters CHARLES L. SINGER, The affable and accommodating ticket agent, M.C.R., St. Thomas, Ont.]