France -- History -- Revolution, 1789-1799 -- Fiction
“What should a poor fellow know of politics, Messieurs?” he deprecated.
“These are odd times. I doubt me the world has never seen their like. No
man may safely know his neighbour. Now you, sir,” he pursued, turning
to the younger man, “you have the air of a sans-culotte, yet from your
speech you seem an honest enough gentleman.”
The fellow laughed with unction.
“The air of a sans-culotte?” he cried. “My faith, yes. So much so, that
this morning I imposed myself as a courier from Paris upon no less
an astute sleuth-hound of the Convention than the Citizen-deputy La
Boulaye.”
“Is it possible?” cried Caron, his eyes opening wide in wonder. “But
how, Monsieurs? For surely a courier must bear letters, and--”
“So did I, so did I, my friend,” the other interrupted, with vain glory.
“I knocked a patriotic courier over the head to obtain them. He was
genuine, that other courier, and I passed myself out of France with his
papers.”
“Monsieur is amusing himself at the expense of my credulity,” La Boulaye
complained.
“My good man, I am telling you facts,” the other insisted.
“But how could such a thing be accomplished?” asked Caron, seating
himself at the table, and resting his chin upon his hand, his gaze so
full of admiration as to seem awestruck.
“How? I will tell you. I am from Artois.”
“You'll be repeating that charming story once too often,” Des Cadoux
cautioned him.
“Pish, you timorous one!” he laughed, and resumed his tale. “I am from
Artois, then. I have some property there, and it lately came to my ears
that this assembly of curs they call the Convention had determined to
make an end of me. But before they could carry out their design, those
sons of dogs, my tenants, incited by the choice examples set them
by other tenantry, made a descent on my Chateau one night, and did
themselves the pleasure of burning it to the ground. By a miracle I
escaped with my life and lay hidden for three weeks in the house of an
old peasant who had remained faithful. In that time I let my beard
grow, and trained my hair into a patriotic unkemptness. Then, in filthy
garments, like any true Republican, I set out to cross the frontier. As
I approached it, I was filled with fears that I might not win across,
and then, in the moment of my doubtings, I came upon that most opportune
of couriers. I had the notion to change places with him, and I did. He
was the bearer of a letter to the Deputy La Boulaye, of whom you may
have heard, and this letter I opened to discover that it charged him to
effect my arrest.”
If La Boulaye was startled, his face never betrayed it, not by so much
as the quiver of an eyelid. He sat on, his jaw in his palm, his eyes
admiringly bent upon the speaker.
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