The Tremendous Adventures of Major GahaganThackeray, William Makepeace
History
The Tremendous Adventures of Major Gahagan
Thackeray, William Makepeace
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction
I could say no more; the painful recollections pressed so heavily upon
my poor shattered mind and frame, that both failed once more. I fainted
again, and I know not how long I lay insensible.
Again, however, I came to my senses: the pothukoor applied
restoratives, and after a slumber of some hours I awoke, much
refreshed. I had no wound; my repeated swoons had been brought on (as
indeed well they might) by my gigantic efforts in carrying the elephant
up a steep hill a quarter of a mile in length. Walking, the task is bad
enough: but running, it is the deuce; and I would recommend any of my
readers who may be disposed to try and carry a dead elephant, never, on
any account, to go a pace of more than five miles an hour.
Scarcely was I awake, when I heard the clash of arms at my door
(plainly indicating that sentinels were posted there), and a single old
gentleman, richly habited, entered the room. Did my eyes deceive me? I
had surely seen him before. No—yes—no—yes—it _was_ he: the snowy white
beard, the mild eyes, the nose flattened to a jelly, and level with the
rest of the venerable face, proclaimed him at once to be—Saadut Alee
Beg Bimbukchee, Holkar’s Prime Vizier; whose nose, as the reader may
recollect, his Highness had flattened with his kaleawn during my
interview with him in the Pitan’s disguise. I now knew my fate but too
well—I was in the hands of Holkar.
Saadut Alee Beg Bimbukchee slowly advanced towards me, and with a mild
air of benevolence which distinguished that excellent man (he was torn
to pieces by wild horses the year after, on account of a difference
with Holkar), he came to my bedside and, taking gently my hand, said,
“Life and death, my son, are not ours. Strength is deceitful, valour is
unavailing, fame is only wind—the nightingale sings of the rose all
night—where is the rose in the morning? Booch, booch! it is withered by
a frost. The rose makes remarks regarding the nightingale, and where is
that delightful song-bird? Pena-bekhoda, he is netted, plucked,
spitted, and roasted! Who knows how misfortune comes? It has come to
Gahagan Gujputi!”
“It is well,” said I, stoutly, and in the Malay language. “Gahagan
Gujputi will bear it like a man.”
“No doubt—like a wise man and a brave one; but there is no lane so long
to which there is not a turning, no night so black to which there comes
not a morning. Icy winter is followed by merry springtime—grief is
often succeeded by joy.”
“Interpret, O riddler!” said I; “Gahagan Khan is no reader of
puzzles—no prating mollah. Gujputi loves not words, but swords.”
“Listen then, O Gujputi: you are in Holkar’s power.”
“I know it.”
“You will die by the most horrible tortures to-morrow morning.”
“I dare say.”
“They will tear your teeth from your jaws, your nails from your
fingers, and your eyes from your head.”
“Very possibly.”
“They will flay you alive, and then burn you.”
“Well; they can’t do any more.”
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