The Tremendous Adventures of Major GahaganThackeray, William Makepeace
History
The Tremendous Adventures of Major Gahagan
Thackeray, William Makepeace
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction
“They will seize upon every man and woman in yonder fort”—it was not
then taken!—“and repeat upon them the same tortures.”
“Ha! Belinda! Speak—how can all this be avoided?”
“Listen. Gahagan loves the moon-face called Belinda.”
“He does, Vizier, to distraction.”
“Of what rank is he in the Koompani’s army?”
“A captain.”
“A miserable captain—oh, shame! Of what creed is he?”
“I am an Irishman, and a Catholic.”
“But he has not been very particular about his religious duties?”
“Alas, no!”
“He has not been to his mosque for these twelve years?”
“’Tis too true.”
“Hearken now, Gahagan Khan. His Highness Prince Holkar has sent me to
thee. You shall have the moon-face for your wife—your second wife, that
is;—the first shall be the incomparable Puttee Rooge, who loves you to
madness;—with Puttee Rooge, who is the wife, you shall have the wealth
and rank of Bobbachy Bahawder, of whom his Highness intends to get rid.
You shall be second in command of his Highness’s forces. Look, here is
his commission signed with the celestial seal, and attested by the
sacred names of the forty-nine Imaums. You have but to renounce your
religion and your service, and all these rewards are yours.”
He produced a parchment, signed as he said, and gave it to me (it was
beautifully written in Indian ink: I had it for fourteen years, but a
rascally valet, seeing it very dirty, _washed_ it, forsooth, and washed
off every bit of the writing). I took it calmly, and said, “This is a
tempting offer. O Vizier, how long wilt thou give me to consider of
it?”
After a long parley, he allowed me six hours, when I promised to give
him an answer. My mind, however, was made up—as soon as he was gone, I
threw myself on the sofa and fell asleep.
At the end of the six hours the Vizier came back: two people were with
him; one, by his martial appearance, I knew to be Holkar, the other I
did not recognise. It was about midnight.
“Have you considered?” said the Vizier, as he came to my couch.
“I have,” said I, sitting up,—I could not stand, for my legs were tied,
and my arms fixed in a neat pair of steel handcuffs. “I have,” said I,
“unbelieving dogs! I have. Do you think to pervert a Christian
gentleman from his faith and honour? Ruffian blackamoors! do your
worst; heap tortures on this body, they cannot last long. Tear me to
pieces: after you have torn me into a certain number of pieces, I shall
not feel it; and if I did, if each torture could last a life, if each
limb were to feel the agonies of a whole body, what then? I would bear
all—all—all— all—all—ALL!” My breast heaved—my form dilated—my eye
flashed as I spoke these words. “Tyrants!” said I, “dulce et decorum
est pro patria mori.” Having thus clinched the argument, I was silent.
The venerable. Grand Vizier turned away; I saw a tear trickling down
his cheeks.
“What a constancy!” said he. “Oh, that such beauty and such bravery
should be doomed so soon to quit the earth!”
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