The Triumph of the Scarlet PimpernelOrczy, Emmuska Orczy, Baroness
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The Triumph of the Scarlet Pimpernel
Orczy, Emmuska Orczy, Baroness
Adventure stories; Blakeney, Percy, Sir (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
"Pardon! My mistake! As you were saying----"
"'Tis you who attack us. You--the meddlesome Scarlet Pimpernel, with
your accursed gang! . . . We defend ourselves as best we can, using what
weapons lie closest to our hand----"
"Such as murder, outrage, abduction . . . and wearing breeches the cut
of which would provoke a saint to indignation!"
"Murder, abduction, outrage, as you will, Sir Percy," Chauvelin
retorted, as cool now as his opponent. "Had you ceased to interfere in
the affairs of France when first you escaped punishment for your
machinations, you would not now be in the sorry plight in which your own
intrigues have at last landed you. Had you left us alone, we should by
now have forgotten you."
"Which would have been such a pity, my dear M. Chambertin," Blakeney
rejoined gravely. "I should not like you to forget me. Believe me, I
have enjoyed life so much these past two years,'I would not give up
those pleasures even for that of seeing you and your friends have a bath
or wear tidy buckles on your shoes."
"You will have cause to indulge in those pleasures within the next few
days, Sir Percy," Chauvelin rejoined dryly.
"What?" Sir Percy exclaimed. "The Committee of Public Safety going to
have a bath? Or the Revolutionary Tribunal? Which?"
But Chauvelin was determined not to lose his temper again. Indeed, he
abhorred this man so deeply that he felt no anger against him, no
resentment; only a cold, calculating hate.
"The pleasure of pitting your wits against the inevitable," he riposted
dryly.
"Ah?" quoth Sir Percy airily. "The inevitable has always been such a
good friend to me."
"Not this time, I fear, Sir Percy."
"Ah? You really mean this time to----?" and he made a significant
gesture across his own neck.
"In as few days as possible."
Whereupon Sir Percy rose, and said solemnly:
"You are right there, my friend, quite right. Delays are always
dangerous. If you mean to have my head, why--have it quickly. As for me,
delays always bore me to tears."
He yawned and stretched his long limbs.
"I am getting so demmed fatigued," he said. "Do you not think this
conversation has lasted quite long enough?"
"It was none of my seeking, Sir Percy."
"Mine, I grant you; mine, absolutely! But, hang it, man! I had to tell
you that your breeches were badly cut."
"And I, that we are at your service, to end the business as soon as may
be."
"To----?" And once more Sir Percy passed his firm hand across his
throat. Then he gave a shudder.
"B-r-r-r!" he exclaimed. "I had no idea you were in such a demmed
hurry."
"We await your pleasure, Sir Percy. Lady Blakeney must not be kept in
suspense too long. Shall we say that in three days . . .?"
"Make it four, my dear M. Chambertin, and I am eternally your debtor."
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