The doctor leaped to his feet with a startled look. So did the mothers
as well as every one else who was sitting down. They moved in a body to
the side of the expiring chauffeur. About his couch they grouped, as it
is painted that courts gather by the bedside of expiring monarchs to
receive the royal farewell.
Before the assembled multitude, Ike moaned and groaned in anguish of mind
and body.
Dr. Jackson examined him. "What's the matter?" he asked.
"Ah done drink poison," Ike whined. "De col' chills is er runnin'
down ma back an' ma laigs. Ah's gwine ter die."
Serena drew near. Her extensive acquaintance with the young man made her
skeptical in all things concerning him. She examined his surroundings
with interest and cried, "Ef dat fool ain' got no bettah sense an'
to lay hisse'f out on ma ice why ain' he got col' chills?"
Lifting a sack, Dr. Jackson exposed the smooth surface of a block of ice.
Ike sprang from his chilly couch.
Serena made indignant outcry. "Howcum yo'all mek er coolin' boa'd
out er ma ice when ah needs it fo' lemonade? Ah fin' out mighty quick
ef you is er dyin' when ah surves de fried chicken."
Disgust developed among the mothers; but Ike took no note of popular
feeling. His was the joy of a reprieved man as his pains flew away before
the reassuring laughter of the medical man.
"Let's have something to eat," suggested the chuckling practitioner,
when he had completed this cure by faith.
As if by magic, the luncheon was spread, and how those blissfully
contented mothers did eat and make the woods ring with the merriment of
their holiday. The fun was given greater impetus by the reappearance of
Mr. Jones who, pending the drying of his own more luxurious apparel,
was clothed in garments of rural simplicity loaned by the farmer.
Embarrassment spoke from every feature of the stenographer as, in the
midst of laughter, he approached the festive spread.
Virginia perceived his sad case and beckoned him to her side. "Here
is Mr. Jones," she announced. "He suffered for the cause and shall be
our guest of honor." With her own hands she arranged a place for him
and saw that he had food enough for two men. This she made sweeter with
smiles of approval and appreciation.
The private secretary said but little. Yet the day became beautiful, and
once again joy rested in his heart.
In the coolness of Elgin's grove, the afternoon of the hottest day
South Ridgefield ever experienced passed lazily. The mothers chatted
and laughed and some took naps; but best of all the babies ate and slept
in comfortable rotation as the hot hours passed.
Upon repeated urgings by Mr. Quince the tired party re-embarked upon
the _Nancy Jane_ after supper. The riverman explained gloomily, "I
hain't got no use for this old river after dark. The government hain't
hangin' no lanterns on the snags in the Lame Moose, and I hain't got
nothin' to steer by but the lightnin' bugs."
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