At last, Obadiah, viewing his handiwork with pride, signified that
all things were in readiness for the journey. Aunt Kate had noted his
prolonged efforts with grave suspicion. She now approached Archimedes in
the critical mood of an irritated C. O. at Saturday morning inspection.
Obadiah took humble position, two paces to her right and rear.
"That trace is twisted. Straighten it!" she commanded.
He corrected this oversight.
She surveyed the bridle and whirled upon him, horror depicted in her
eyes. "Obadiah Dale," she exclaimed, "haven't you any better sense
than to take your own sister driving without buckling the reins to the
bit. Lands sakes, I might have been dragged to a terrible death."
Strange to relate, when this grave mistake had been overcome and all
things were in order; in spite of the conclusive evidences of Obadiah's
incompetence, Aunt Kate permitted him to drive. As she climbed into
the surrey, she announced, "I'll sit back here where I can get out if
anything goes wrong."
This precaution as well as the general attitude of his sister towards
Archimedes, had persuaded Obadiah that he had to do with a fractious
steed, notwithstanding that all outward appearances justified the
conclusion that Archimedes was a cow in soul and action.
The mill owner shoved open the sliding door of the barn with an anxious
eye upon the fat back as if fearful that he might gallop wildly forth
even as a fire horse leaving a truck house in response to an alarm.
Archimedes never budged.
Obadiah climbed clumsily over the front wheel, the reins hanging loosely
from his hands. Seating himself, he promptly drew them taut, prepared
for any emergency.
"Be careful, Obadiah," Aunt Kate warned him from the back seat.
"Gid-ap!" Obadiah spoke in a soothing voice suitable to a high strung
animal.
Archimedes held his ground.
Obadiah raised his voice in some degree, "Gid-ap!" he exclaimed.
Archimedes might have been cast in a supporting part in an equestrian
statue for all the notice he took of what transpired about him.
In vain Obadiah amplified his efforts. "This fool horse is balky," he
grumbled to Aunt Kate.
"Archimedes balky, fiddle-de-dee," she answered. "Maybe he's tied."
Past experience caused her to examine the vicinity to be assured that
through inadvertence they were not made fast to anything by chains
or cables. Suddenly, she became aware of Obadiah's firm rein. "No
wonder!" she cried, "You are holding him too tight. You don't know how
to drive. Give me the lines." Leaning forward over the back of the
front seat Aunt Kate seized the reins and gave three or four swinging
pulls as a conductor signaling to the engineman ahead. Simultaneously
she made clicking sounds with her lips reminiscent of swine enjoying a
milky repast.
Archimedes responded readily to this treatment and moved slowly forward.
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