Almshouses -- Fiction; Older women -- Fiction; Villages -- England -- Fiction; Women cleaning personnel -- Fiction
“I don’t fancy I’ll give any trouble over any o’ them things,” Mrs.
Clapham put in, feeling she simply couldn’t stand another sentence
just then that began with the word “not.” It was just Mrs. Bell’s
way, she was saying diligently to herself, and she must do her best
not to mind it. Nearly everybody had their “way,” which you had to
poke through before you discovered the person underneath. When she
had succeeded in poking through Mrs. Bell’s, they would no doubt
get on like smoke. Martha Jane, though, would never have understood
Mrs. Bell’s peculiar “way,” and it was more than certain that Mrs.
Bell would never have understood Martha Jane’s. In the safety of
possession Mrs. Clapham could afford to chuckle at the thought of
Martha Jane faced with these various ordinances—Martha Jane, who
never bought anything she could manage to borrow, who was throng as
a magpie about other people’s affairs, and was always idling and
chattering out in the street!
“Nay, you’ll find me easy enough to do with,” she hastened to affirm
again, fearful that Mrs. Bell might fish up another rule. “I’ve had
a pretty hard life, one way and another, and all I’m asking for is a
bit o’ quiet. It’ll be summat new for me to find myself with only my
own spot to see to, and such a handsome-like spot at that!”
She looked admiringly, as she spoke, round the cosy little kitchen
with its excellent furniture and sensible grate, and its owner had to
repress a quiver of pride before producing the requisite sniff.
“They’re well enough as they go,” she replied loftily, “though I’m
not saying they haven’t their drawbacks. Seems to me they might have
made the rooms bigger while they was about it, and put in a deal more
cupboards and shelves. Furniture’s right enough, I suppose, though I
don’t hold with oak myself. Mahogany’s a deal more tasty,” Mrs. Bell
finished, with her nose in the air; “but there, you couldn’t expect
an old gentleman to go thinking o’ things like that!”
“Ay, but that’s just what he _did_ think about!” Mrs. Clapham
defended him stoutly, hurt by this callous assessing of the old
man’s gift. “I was at his Lancashire place more than once, and, my
goodness, but wasn’t it grand! And he took every bit as much pains
wi’ these spots as he ever did with his own. I reckon he chose oak
for t’ houses because he thought it would last.”
“Ay, but fashions change, even in almshouses,” Mrs. Bell observed,
truthfully enough, and with a sententious air. “I don’t say they
won’t last our time. I don’t say they’re not good enough for you and
me. But it’s queer to me, all the same, if the folks as come after
don’t want summat a sight different!”
“Ah, well, they’ll do _me_ all right, and a bit over!” Mrs. Clapham
laughed, getting ready for stirring. Her heart had settled back into
its usual stride, and her legs felt really like legs, instead of
bundles of cotton-wool. “I’ll best be moving on again, though I’ve
been glad of the rest. Happen you’ll be kind enough to give me the
key.”
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