The TurnstileMason, A. E. W. (Alfred Edward Woodley)
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The Turnstile
Mason, A. E. W. (Alfred Edward Woodley)
Fiction
"Oh, yes," Mr. Brook replied enthusiastically. "There are a lot of
discontented people in our majority. We'll have voters--Challoner, for
instance. Besides, you have friends."
Rames laughed.
"Yes, I know the kind of friends--fellows who come to you in your seat
after you have spoken, pat you on the back, whisper that they are with
you, and then troop like tame mice into the government lobby against
you. I've watched them."
Brook, however, was not to be damped. He threw himself for the rest of
that session into the work of organization. A halting speaker and an
ineffectual personage, he had sat for twenty years in the House of
Commons and was not tired of it. He was without distinction, he was
the confidant of no minister, he was never caricatured, he was never
the chairman of a committee, he rarely spoke. The recruits of each new
Parliament took almost its duration before they assigned individuality
to his features or honored him with a name. He was mediocrity's last
word. But he had charming manners and won to a kind of friendly pity
those whose acquaintance he gently made. He was born for private life,
but the House of Commons had caught him as in a net. He had no other
interests, he had no wife, he did not any longer even aspire to
office. To be busy in the House of Commons--that was lifeblood to him
and a renewal of youth. His chance had come now. He hurried from man
to man, discreet and furtive. He arranged private meetings. He hooked
his little wagon to Rames's star. He approached Colonel Challoner.
Challoner, the party hack, was instinctively outraged. Was the list of
ministers closed forever? No! But as he was about to repel Robert
Brook's advances, the very holder of the office which he coveted stung
him into revolt.
It was quite toward the end of the session. Colonel Challoner was
walking through the division lobby late at night when he saw the Under
Secretary for Foreign Affairs, Mr. Charles Bradley, in front of him.
There was some stir at the time because certain Indian emigrants had
suffered in one of the disturbances of southern Persia. Colonel
Challoner hurried officiously to Mr. Bradley's side.
"Bradley," he said, "don't you think it would be good policy to
repatriate those Indians at our expense. What?"
Mr. Bradley, a florid gentleman, youthfully middle-aged, with a sweet
voice, a pompous manner, and perhaps a bare sufficiency of brains,
turned to the colonel with condescending kindness.
"As a member of the government," he said importantly, "I can no longer
speak freely. Ah, my dear Challoner, I tell you I regret day after day
that corner seat on the front bench below the gangway, and the
opportunity of supplementary questions. But that happy time has gone.
You might, if you like, raise the question on the adjournment or the
Appropriation Bill next week. I could then reply to you."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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