The TurnstileMason, A. E. W. (Alfred Edward Woodley)
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The Turnstile
Mason, A. E. W. (Alfred Edward Woodley)
Fiction
"No," replied Mr. Smale. "Visit the political clubs a couple of months
after a general election, talk to the defeated candidates who two
months back were members, you will know I am talking the truth. The
place enmeshes you. And mind, not because of the sensations. The
sensations happily are rare. It is a humdrum assembly. I remember once
taking a foreigner into the strangers' gallery at the time of a
European crisis. An indiscreet letter had been sent. The foreigner was
elated. He said to me, 'This will be very interesting. The Commons
will discuss the letter which has so convulsed Europe.' But it was
doing nothing of the kind. It was discussing whether the Tyne, Durham,
and Hartlepool Railway paid its employees sufficiently well to justify
Parliament in allowing it to build a bridge across a stream of which
you have never heard."
Captain Rames smiled.
"I see a good many men in this lobby," he rejoined. "I do not notice
that any of them are bored. Indeed, for the most part, they seem very
busy."
"That is one of the tragedies of the House of Commons," Smale replied.
"There are so many men in who during the whole of each session are
extremely busy doing nothing; they haven't a moment to spare, they do
nothing with so much energy and persistence. One moment they are in
the library writing to a constituent who wants to know why the medal
which his father earned in the Crimea has not yet arrived; the next
moment they rush into the House because the famous Irishman with the
witty tongue is up; they are off again to the outer lobby to tell a
visitor that he can't see the Prime-Minister--'Industry without work,
idleness without rest,' that is how this House was once described,
and, believe me, the description is not inapt."
Thus said Henry Smale, but Harry Rames was not to be turned aside.
"I will take all these risks very willingly, Mr. Smale," he cried, "I
want to be in here."
Henry Smale smiled, ceased from his arguments, and clapped Rames in a
kindly fashion on the shoulder. "I have done my duty," he said.
"Come!"
He led Rames through a little doorway at the side of which sat three
or four messengers, and at the end of a narrow passage tapped upon a
door.
"Come in," said a voice, and as Smale ushered in Harry Rames a man of
pleasant address and an exquisite suit of clothes arose and welcomed
them.
"Hamlin," said Henry Smale, "this is Captain Rames."
Mr. Hamlin shook hands cordially with Rames and invited him to a
chair.
"We shall be very glad to have you in the House," he said. He beamed.
He seemed to have been waiting for Captain Rames to complete his
happiness. "I think Ludsey was suggested."
"Benoliel suggested it," said Smale. "He's a good judge too."
"There is no candidate arranged yet. I will write to Ludsey at once."
Smale and Rames left the room together.
"I should think you might consider that settled," said Smale.
Rames thanked him and referred to Hamlin's charm of manner. Smale's
small eyes twinkled.
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