'Well, Marchioness--I don't know if that's the proper way in which to
address a lady in your position, but if it isn't you'll have to excuse
me till I do know--you are now one of the greatest ladies in the land,
and I shall have to behave to you as such. As for my lord the Marquis,
I shall have to mind my p's and q's with a vengeance when I'm talking
to him. I suppose he'll give up his taste for hardbake, and won't look
at anything under chocolate creams. Which is a pity--because I happen
to have some hardbake in my pocket at this very moment--My Lord
Marquis!' Spoken to like that, Jimmy wouldn't go. 'Pardon me if I'm
over familiar just this once, but--Jimmy!'
Jimmy went. Mr. FitzHoward was mistaken if he really did think
hardbake wasn't good enough; because Pollie and the boy began to get
rid of what he gave them in a style which I knew meant sticky fingers
and dirty faces.
'There is only one remark, my dear Marchioness--if you'll allow me to
make so bold as to call you so--which I wish to make, and that is that
it's a pretty sure thing that you'll do honour to the high position to
which you have so suddenly been called. You'll look the part just as
well as you will act it, And if there's any woman who's more worthy of
being the great lady than you are, I've yet to come across her. In a
man who's had such a varied experience of the profession as I have
had, that's saying something, as you know.'
'Mr. FitzHoward, you forget one thing.'
'What's that?'
'James is dead.'
'I don't forget it. I remember it all the time. But there are
visitations of Providence, Marchioness, which we must all put up with;
the lowly like me, as well as the great like you.'
'He was killed.'
'Killed! Mrs. Merrett! I mean, Marchioness!'
'Mr. Howarth killed him.'
'I say! My dear lady--if you'll pardon my dropping the title for just
this once--don't you go taking foolish words of mine as if they'd been
meant. As I explained to you yesterday, I've a professional way of
talking and an unprofessional; and when I'm talking professionally,
I'm not, between you and me, to be taken as meaning just exactly what
I say. Now this is an unprofessional moment, in which we're dealing
with the cold, dry truth; so let me take this opportunity to tell you
that what I was saying about Mr. Howarth, in my professional manner,
was just tommy rot, and nothing more. A man in Mr. Howarth's position
is no more likely to kill your husband, or any one else, than he is to
ride on a broomstick to the moon.'
'But he did kill him.'
'Now, my dear, my esteemed Marchioness, what grounds have you for
saying that? What tittle of evidence--outside my balderdash, which,
mind, was balderdash, and nothing else--have you which points that
way?'
'I haven't told you how they say he died.'
'Well, let's hear.'
'They say he died of heart disease.'
'Of what?'
'Of heart disease--on the day after he left home.'
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