'I haven't seen or heard of him since he went out last Sunday week to
see your brother.'
'To see my brother? How do you know that he went to see my brother?'
'He had an interview at the York Hotel with your brother, who called
himself Mr. John Smith.'
'My brother called himself Mr. John Smith?'
'Yes, my lady; and yesterday when Mr. FitzHoward saw him in
Piccadilly----'
'Who's Mr. FitzHoward?'
'My husband's business manager. He went up to him and asked him what
he'd been doing with my husband. And he was so struck all of a heap,
and went on in such a way, that Mr. FitzHoward felt sure that he'd
been doing something he didn't ought to. Then he found out that his
name wasn't Smith at all, but Howarth; so he brought me here to ask
what he's been doing to my James.'
The young lady, turning to the older one, made a queer movement with
her hands.
'I don't understand her in the very faintest atom; do you? Do you
think she's--quite right in her mind?'
'Hush!' said the other.
She came to me. And I saw that she wasn't so very old after all. While
for loveliness I had never seen anything like her. Compared to her I
was like a doll. She was beautifully dressed, and she had a way about
her I can't describe. And such a voice it did you good to hear her
speak.
'Sit down, my dear,' she said. I sat down, and she sat down beside me.
'Now tell me all about it from the beginning. Where do you live?'
'At 32 Little Olive Street, Vauxhall Bridge Road.'
'And you say that your name is Merrett, and your husband is known as
Mr. Montagu Babbacombe. What is he?'
'Anything and everything.'
'That's rather vague.'
'The last thing he did was a thirty days' sleep at the Royal
Aquarium.'
'A thirty days' sleep. Now I think I begin to understand. I remember
reading something about it in the papers. So that was your husband?'
'That was my James. And that was where Mr. Smith--or Mr. Howarth, as
it seems that he is--first saw him.'
'Indeed! And when did he first see him? On what day?'
'Let me see. It was the Thursday before he went away--that was a
fortnight last Thursday.'
'A fortnight last Thursday?'
The young lady burst out with something I didn't understand.
'How very odd! That was the day on which he first saw Twickenham.'
The other lady was silent for, I should think, quite a minute. And
when she did speak her voice seemed changed.
'Yes; it is odd. At that time your husband was giving an exhibition
as--what?'
'As a sleeping man.'
'As a sleeping man? What a strange thing to do! What kind of man is
your husband? Is he old?'
'He's older than I am.'
'Older than you are? About forty?'
'About that, I should think.'
'Have you known him all your life?'
'I've been married six years, and I only knew him a week before we
were married.'
'Only a week! What a courageous thing to do! Do you know his
relatives?'
'I don't think he has any. I never heard him speak of them. The only
thing I know about him is that he's a gentleman.'
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