Van promptly guffawed.
"Gee!" he cried, "ther' ain't none. They're sure both 'bug.'"
A great laugh greeted the retort, but Joe shook his head.
"That sure ain't the answer, but it's real bright," he admitted
reluctantly, while Van preened himself.
"Guess they're both that wise they don't know if they're comin' down
or goin' up," he went on, seeking to add to the score he felt he had
made.
But Joe felt he was being robbed of the fruits of his effort, and
promptly insisted upon his riddle.
"What's the diff'rence between Wild Bill an' Minky?" he asked again,
this time with added emphasis.
He waited impatiently until one of the men shook his head, when he
snatched at the opportunity of firing his quip.
"Why," he cried, with a shout of delight, "Bill's put his gold into a
mudbank, an' Minky's jest yearnin' to set his gold into any old bank,"
and fell back laughing furiously.
But he had his merriment to himself. Van, feeling he had the company
with him, sneered.
"Gee! that's the worst ever," he cried witheringly.
White spat out a chew of tobacco.
"I'd say you're that bright you'd orter write comic Bible trac's," he
declared.
But even in his failure as a humorist Joe Brand gave expression to the
general opinion of the two men who, up till that time, had been
accounted, to use a local expression, the "wisest guys west o' Spawn
City."
Certainly, for the time being, the mighty had fallen, and their
associates, in the persons of Sunny Oak, Toby Jenks and Sandy Joyce,
had to stand by listening to remarks against their fellow Trust
members which, though distinctly offensive, they yet, in justice, had
to admit were perfectly warranted on the face of things. Even Scipio,
mild little man as he was, had to endure considerable chaff, which
worried and annoyed him, as to the way in which he had succeeded in
bluffing so shrewd a "guy" as Wild Bill into purchasing half his
claim.
But these things were only sidelights on the feelings of the moment.
Expectancy was at fever-heat, and each and every man was wondering
what was about to happen. For though their belief in Bill and Minky
had received a jolt, long months of experience had sown in them an
appreciation that took a power of uprooting.
The Monday and Tuesday passed without development of any sort. There
were several conferences between the members of the Trust, but these
were really only meetings at which the lesser members received more
minute instructions for the carrying out of their duties on the
Wednesday. No information otherwise was forthcoming for them from
either Minky or the president, and all attempt to extort any was
promptly nipped in the bud by the latter without the least compunction
or courtesy.
Sandy resented this attitude. Sunny complained of the lack of
confidence. But Toby sat back immensely enjoying the chagrin of his
two friends, and cordially swore that both Minky and Bill knew a
large-meshed sieve when they saw one.
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