“In the first place, she hasn’t got any money; and then she has a
disease that scares the doctors. She owes me for sixty days’ nursing;
that’s why I keep on nursing her. The husband, who is a count,--she is
really a countess,--will no doubt pay me when she is dead; and so I’ve
lent her all I had. And now I haven’t anything; all I did have has gone
to the pawn-brokers. She owes me forty-seven francs and twelve sous,
beside thirty francs for the nursing. She wants to kill herself with
charcoal. I tell her it ain’t right; and, indeed, I’ve had to get the
concierge to look after her while I’m gone, or she’s likely to jump out
of the window.”
“But what’s the matter with her?” said Joseph.
“Ah! monsieur, the doctor from the Sisters’ hospital came; but as to
the disease,” said Madame Gruget, assuming a modest air, “he told me she
must go to the hospital. The case is hopeless.”
“Let us go and see her,” said Bixiou.
“Here,” said Joseph to the woman, “take these ten francs.”
Plunging his hand into the skull and taking out all his remaining
money, the painter called a coach from the rue Mazarin and went to find
Bianchon, who was fortunately at home. Meantime Bixiou went off at full
speed to the rue de Bussy, after Desroches. The four friends reached
Flore’s retreat in the rue du Houssay an hour later.
“That Mephistopheles on horseback, named Philippe Bridau,” said Bixiou,
as they mounted the staircase, “has sailed his boat cleverly to get rid
of his wife. You know our old friend Lousteau? well, Philippe paid him a
thousand francs a month to keep Madame Bridau in the society of Florine,
Mariette, Tullia, and the Val-Noble. When Philippe saw his crab-girl so
used to pleasure and dress that she couldn’t do without them, he stopped
paying the money, and left her to get it as she could--it is easy to
know how. By the end of eighteen months, the brute had forced his wife,
stage by stage, lower and lower; till at last, by the help of a young
officer, he gave her a taste for drinking. As he went up in the world,
his wife went down; and the countess is now in the mud. The girl, bred
in the country, has a strong constitution. I don’t know what means
Philippe has lately taken to get rid of her. I am anxious to study this
precious little drama, for I am determined to avenge Joseph here. Alas,
friends,” he added, in a tone which left his three companions in doubt
whether he was jesting or speaking seriously, “give a man over to a vice
and you’ll get rid of him. Didn’t Hugo say: ‘She loved a ball, and died
of it’? So it is. My grandmother loved the lottery. Old Rouget loved
a loose life, and Lolotte killed him. Madame Bridau, poor woman, loved
Philippe, and perished of it. Vice! vice! my dear friends, do you want
to know what vice is? It is the Bonneau of death.”
“Then you’ll die of a joke,” said Desroches, laughing.
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