The Uncensored Letters of a Canteen GirlMorse, Katharine Duncan
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The Uncensored Letters of a Canteen Girl
Morse, Katharine Duncan
World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives
Mauvages, November 17.
I want to make you acquainted with Bill and Nick, my two invaluable
assistants. Bill is my official detail formally assigned. Nick is a
volunteer, his services a free-will offering proferred at such times as
he is not required in his regular capacity as guardian of the
bath-house.
Bill is a lame tame giant six feet two and up. He slipped a cog in his
knee one time while shuffling shells last summer and never got quite
straightened out again. Bill is my salvation. He redeems what would
otherwise be a desperate situation. For Bill has a Business Brain. If it
weren’t for that, I believe I should be driven to the mad-house trying
to balance the francs and centimes at the end of each week. Besides
having a head for figures, Bill is an all round handy man with a turn
for inventions. When I come back to the hut after a morning expedition
to Gondrecourt in quest of suppplies, I may or I may not find last
night’s dishes washed but I am pretty sure to find some wonderful new
contrivance added to my hut equipment. Bill has made me a stove-pipe out
of a German powder can. Bill has installed an automatic closing
attachment for the main door, which consists of a rope, a pulley, a
stove grate and an excruciating squeak; the chief advantage of this
invention being the squeak which always betrays the sneak who tries to
escape undetected in the middle of a prayer. Sometimes I think it hurts
Bill’s pride to have to take orders from a lady, especially one with
such an unmathematical brain as I. Occasionally he lapses into a
you’re-only-a-little-girl-after-all sort of attitude and then I have to
put on all my dignity and read the riot act to him. But when I hand in
my weekly cash sheets at Headquarters and the cashier there tells me
that my accounts are the best in the whole area, why Bill could have the
whole hut and everything in it.
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