The Uncensored Letters of a Canteen GirlMorse, Katharine Duncan
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The Uncensored Letters of a Canteen Girl
Morse, Katharine Duncan
World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives
The — Engineers have left. They are on their way to Le Mans, presumably
the first stage of their journey home. Their departure was not unmarked
by incident. At the last moment, when they had all entrained and were
ready to pull out of the station, the M. P. Major sallied forth,
court-martials in his eye, to search the trains for contraband. But he
had reckoned without the Colonel of the engineers who flatly refused to
allow any such procedure. Being outranked by the Colonel, the M. P.
Major was seemingly helpless. Then, however, the Colonel made a bad
mistake. There were two train loads. The Colonel left with the first.
The second, being left without any protector of sufficiently high rank,
fell an easy prey to the Major. He searched to his heart’s content,
discovering several articles of unlawful loot and, one unfortunate clad
in one of the notorious serge uniforms! The train was held in the yards
while the M. P. Major indulged in an orgy of court-martials.
On the morning of the departure the captain of the motor unit where we
had messed stopped in to speak to me. He came by request of the boys to
bring an apology for any careless language which might have been uttered
unwittingly in my hearing! Then the captain of another unit called to
tell us, sub rosa, that, forced by shortage of transportation, he was
leaving behind an over supply of rations which would be ours for the
fetching. We fetched accordingly and found that we had fallen heir to
dozens of loaves of bread, sugar, coffee, canned meat, canned tomatoes,
hard bread, soap and unlimited beans. What to do with these
surreptitious stores is now the embarrassing question. One simply can’t
offer the boys hard bread, tomatoes plain or scalloped, in the canteen,
no matter if one should dress them with all the sauces of Epicurus and
serve them on gold-plate. Yet they mustn’t be wasted. What’s more, the
fact that they are in our possession must be kept absolutely dark, lest
we get the kind captain into trouble. I feel something like the man who
was presented with a million dollar check and then found he couldn’t
cash it.
With the — Engineers went Harry, Jerry, and Slim. I couldn’t believe
until the last moment that Slim was actually going. His departure almost
compensated for the loss of Harry and Jerry. But though gone, he is not
forgotten. This morning a lad came into the canteen. He would like his
watch please, he said. I looked blankly at him. He explained; several
days ago, just as he was leaving on a long truck-trip, he had broken the
strap of his wrist watch. Happening to be in front of the Y. just then,
he had brought it in and left it for safe-keeping “with the Y. man in
the office.” The Chief knew nothing of it.
“What did the Y. man look like?” I questioned.
He described him. It was Slim. We have searched every nook and cranny of
that office, hoping to come upon the missing watch, in vain.
“I’ll come in again,” said the boy. “Perhaps by that time you will have
found it.”
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