Great Britain -- Social conditions -- 19th century; London (England) -- Description and travel
Second. On the same staircase with my friend Parkle, and on the same
floor, there lived a man of law who pursued his business elsewhere, and
used those chambers as his place of residence. For three or four years,
Parkle rather knew of him than knew him, but after that—for
Englishmen—short pause of consideration, they began to speak. Parkle
exchanged words with him in his private character only, and knew nothing
of his business ways, or means. He was a man a good deal about town, but
always alone. We used to remark to one another, that although we often
encountered him in theatres, concert-rooms, and similar public places, he
was always alone. Yet he was not a gloomy man, and was of a decidedly
conversational turn; insomuch that he would sometimes of an evening
lounge with a cigar in his mouth, half in and half out of Parkle’s rooms,
and discuss the topics of the day by the hour. He used to hint on these
occasions that he had four faults to find with life; firstly, that it
obliged a man to be always winding up his watch; secondly, that London
was too small; thirdly, that it therefore wanted variety; fourthly, that
there was too much dust in it. There was so much dust in his own faded
chambers, certainly, that they reminded me of a sepulchre, furnished in
prophetic anticipation of the present time, which had newly been brought
to light, after having remained buried a few thousand years. One dry,
hot autumn evening at twilight, this man, being then five years turned of
fifty, looked in upon Parkle in his usual lounging way, with his cigar in
his mouth as usual, and said, ‘I am going out of town.’ As he never went
out of town, Parkle said, ‘Oh indeed! At last?’ ‘Yes,’ says he, ‘at
last. For what is a man to do? London is so small! If you go West, you
come to Hounslow. If you go East, you come to Bow. If you go South,
there’s Brixton or Norwood. If you go North, you can’t get rid of
Barnet. Then, the monotony of all the streets, streets, streets—and of
all the roads, roads, roads—and the dust, dust, dust!’ When he had said
this, he wished Parkle a good evening, but came back again and said, with
his watch in his hand, ‘Oh, I really cannot go on winding up this watch
over and over again; I wish you would take care of it.’ So, Parkle
laughed and consented, and the man went out of town. The man remained
out of town so long, that his letter-box became choked, and no more
letters could be got into it, and they began to be left at the lodge and
to accumulate there. At last the head-porter decided, on conference with
the steward, to use his master-key and look into the chambers, and give
them the benefit of a whiff of air. Then, it was found that he had
hanged himself to his bedstead, and had left this written memorandum: ‘I
should prefer to be cut down by my neighbour and friend (if he will allow
me to call him so), H. Parkle, Esq.’ This was an end of Parkle’s
occupancy of chambers. He went into lodgings immediately.
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