Great Britain -- Social conditions -- 19th century; London (England) -- Description and travel
an insect, she stowed it and herself away in deep obscurity. In the Klem
family, I have noticed another remarkable gift of nature, and that is a
power they possess of converting everything into flue. Such broken
victuals as they take by stealth, appear (whatever the nature of the
viands) invariably to generate flue; and even the nightly pint of beer,
instead of assimilating naturally, strikes me as breaking out in that
form, equally on the shabby gown of Mrs. Klem, and the threadbare coat of
her husband.
Mrs. Klem has no idea of my name—as to Mr. Klem he has no idea of
anything—and only knows me as her good gentleman. Thus, if doubtful
whether I am in my room or no, Mrs. Klem taps at the door and says, ‘Is
my good gentleman here?’ Or, if a messenger desiring to see me were
consistent with my solitude, she would show him in with ‘Here is my good
gentleman.’ I find this to be a generic custom. For, I meant to have
observed before now, that in its Arcadian time all my part of London is
indistinctly pervaded by the Klem species. They creep about with beds,
and go to bed in miles of deserted houses. They hold no companionship
except that sometimes, after dark, two of them will emerge from opposite
houses, and meet in the middle of the road as on neutral ground, or will
peep from adjoining houses over an interposing barrier of area railings,
and compare a few reserved mistrustful notes respecting their good ladies
or good gentlemen. This I have discovered in the course of various
solitary rambles I have taken Northward from my retirement, along the
awful perspectives of Wimpole-street, Harley-street, and similar frowning
regions. Their effect would be scarcely distinguishable from that of the
primeval forests, but for the Klem stragglers; these may be dimly
observed, when the heavy shadows fall, flitting to and fro, putting up
the door-chain, taking in the pint of beer, lowering like phantoms at the
dark parlour windows, or secretly consorting underground with the
dust-bin and the water-cistern.
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