Great Britain -- Social conditions -- 19th century; London (England) -- Description and travel
The latter refinement cost me a separate heap of troubles on its own
separate account. What corkscrews did I see the military power bring out
against that Bottle; what gimlets, spikes, divining rods, gauges, and
unknown tests and instruments! At some places, they persisted in
declaring that the wine must not be passed, without being opened and
tasted; I, pleading to the contrary, used then to argue the question
seated on the Bottle lest they should open it in spite of me. In the
southern parts of Italy more violent shrieking, face-making, and
gesticulating, greater vehemence of speech and countenance and action,
went on about that Bottle than would attend fifty murders in a northern
latitude. It raised important functionaries out of their beds, in the
dead of night. I have known half-a-dozen military lanterns to disperse
themselves at all points of a great sleeping Piazza, each lantern
summoning some official creature to get up, put on his cocked-hat
instantly, and come and stop the Bottle. It was characteristic that
while this innocent Bottle had such immense difficulty in getting from
little town to town, Signor Mazzini and the fiery cross were traversing
Italy from end to end.
Still, I stuck to my Bottle, like any fine old English gentleman all of
the olden time. The more the Bottle was interfered with, the stauncher I
became (if possible) in my first determination that my countryman should
have it delivered to him intact, as the man whom he had so nobly restored
to life and liberty had delivered it to me. If ever I had been obstinate
in my days—and I may have been, say, once or twice—I was obstinate about
the Bottle. But, I made it a rule always to keep a pocket full of small
coin at its service, and never to be out of temper in its cause. Thus, I
and the Bottle made our way. Once we had a break-down; rather a bad
break-down, on a steep high place with the sea below us, on a tempestuous
evening when it blew great guns. We were driving four wild horses
abreast, Southern fashion, and there was some little difficulty in
stopping them. I was outside, and not thrown off; but no words can
describe my feelings when I saw the Bottle—travelling inside, as
usual—burst the door open, and roll obesely out into the road. A blessed
Bottle with a charmed existence, he took no hurt, and we repaired damage,
and went on triumphant.
A thousand representations were made to me that the Bottle must be left
at this place, or that, and called for again. I never yielded to one of
them, and never parted from the Bottle, on any pretence, consideration,
threat, or entreaty. I had no faith in any official receipt for the
Bottle, and nothing would induce me to accept one. These unmanageable
politics at last brought me and the Bottle, still triumphant, to Genoa.
There, I took a tender and reluctant leave of him for a few weeks, and
consigned him to a trusty English captain, to be conveyed to the Port of
London by sea.
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