Great Britain -- Social conditions -- 19th century; London (England) -- Description and travel
—suggestive of Lamentably Insolvent. As to the neighbouring
market-place, it seemed to have wholly relinquished marketing, to the
dealer in crockery whose pots and pans straggled half across it, and to
the Cheap Jack who sat with folded arms on the shafts of his cart,
superciliously gazing around; his velveteen waistcoat, evidently
harbouring grave doubts whether it was worth his while to stay a night in
such a place.
The church bells began to ring as I left this spot, but they by no means
improved the case, for they said, in a petulant way, and speaking with
some difficulty in their irritation, WHAT’S-be-come-of-THE-coach-ES!’
Nor would they (I found on listening) ever vary their emphasis, save in
respect of growing more sharp and vexed, but invariably went on,
‘WHAT’S-be-come-of-THE-coach-ES!’—always beginning the inquiry with an
unpolite abruptness. Perhaps from their elevation they saw the railway,
and it aggravated them.
Coming upon a coachmaker’s workshop, I began to look about me with a
revived spirit, thinking that perchance I might behold there some remains
of the old times of the town’s greatness. There was only one man at
work—a dry man, grizzled, and far advanced in years, but tall and
upright, who, becoming aware of me looking on, straightened his back,
pushed up his spectacles against his brown-paper cap, and appeared
inclined to defy me. To whom I pacifically said:
‘Good day, sir!’
‘What?’ said he.
‘Good day, sir.’
He seemed to consider about that, and not to agree with me.—‘Was you a
looking for anything?’ he then asked, in a pointed manner.
‘I was wondering whether there happened to be any fragment of an old
stage-coach here.’
‘Is that all?’
‘That’s all.’
‘No, there ain’t.’
It was now my turn to say ‘Oh!’ and I said it. Not another word did the
dry and grizzled man say, but bent to his work again. In the
coach-making days, the coach-painters had tried their brushes on a post
beside him; and quite a Calendar of departed glories was to be read upon
it, in blue and yellow and red and green, some inches thick. Presently
he looked up again.
‘You seem to have a deal of time on your hands,’ was his querulous
remark.
I admitted the fact.
‘I think it’s a pity you was not brought up to something,’ said he.
I said I thought so too.
Appearing to be informed with an idea, he laid down his plane (for it was
a plane he was at work with), pushed up his spectacles again, and came to
the door.
‘Would a po-shay do for you?’ he asked.
‘I am not sure that I understand what you mean.’
‘Would a po-shay,’ said the coachmaker, standing close before me, and
folding his arms in the manner of a cross-examining counsel—‘would a
po-shay meet the views you have expressed? Yes, or no?’
‘Yes.’
‘Then you keep straight along down there till you see one. _You’ll_ see
one if you go fur enough.’
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