Great Britain -- Social conditions -- 19th century; London (England) -- Description and travel
There are a great many dogs in shy neighbourhoods, who keep boys. I have
my eye on a mongrel in Somerstown who keeps three boys. He feigns that
he can bring down sparrows, and unburrow rats (he can do neither), and he
takes the boys out on sporting pretences into all sorts of suburban
fields. He has likewise made them believe that he possesses some
mysterious knowledge of the art of fishing, and they consider themselves
incompletely equipped for the Hampstead ponds, with a pickle-jar and
wide-mouthed bottle, unless he is with them and barking tremendously.
There is a dog residing in the Borough of Southwark who keeps a blind
man. He may be seen, most days, in Oxford-street, haling the blind man
away on expeditions wholly uncontemplated by, and unintelligible to, the
man: wholly of the dog’s conception and execution. Contrariwise, when
the man has projects, the dog will sit down in a crowded thoroughfare and
meditate. I saw him yesterday, wearing the money-tray like an easy
collar, instead of offering it to the public, taking the man against his
will, on the invitation of a disreputable cur, apparently to visit a dog
at Harrow—he was so intent on that direction. The north wall of
Burlington House Gardens, between the Arcade and the Albany, offers a shy
spot for appointments among blind men at about two or three o’clock in
the afternoon. They sit (very uncomfortably) on a sloping stone there,
and compare notes. Their dogs may always be observed at the same time,
openly disparaging the men they keep, to one another, and settling where
they shall respectively take their men when they begin to move again. At
a small butcher’s, in a shy neighbourhood (there is no reason for
suppressing the name; it is by Notting-hill, and gives upon the district
called the Potteries), I know a shaggy black and white dog who keeps a
drover. He is a dog of an easy disposition, and too frequently allows
this drover to get drunk. On these occasions, it is the dog’s custom to
sit outside the public-house, keeping his eye on a few sheep, and
thinking. I have seen him with six sheep, plainly casting up in his mind
how many he began with when he left the market, and at what places he has
left the rest. I have seen him perplexed by not being able to account to
himself for certain particular sheep. A light has gradually broken on
him, he has remembered at what butcher’s he left them, and in a burst of
grave satisfaction has caught a fly off his nose, and shown himself much
relieved. If I could at any time have doubted the fact that it was he
who kept the drover, and not the drover who kept him, it would have been
abundantly proved by his way of taking undivided charge of the six sheep,
when the drover came out besmeared with red ochre and beer, and gave him
wrong directions, which he calmly disregarded. He has taken the sheep
entirely into his own hands, has merely remarked with respectful
firmness, ‘That instruction would place them under an omnibus; you had
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