The very qualities which in the gentler days, not so long ago, had
aroused antagonism were at a premium now. For superfine people the
Mayor was a full-blooded representative of a distressing type, but it
was now the reign of King Demos: all over the island from Westminster
itself to the parish hall of Little Pedlington-in-the-Pound the
Josiah Munts of the earth had come at last by their own. On every
public platform and in every newspaper was to be found a Josiah Munt
haranguing the natives at the top of his voice, thereby guaranteeing
his political vision and his mental capacity. King Demos is not a
rose born to blush unseen; he knows everything about everything and
he is not ashamed to say so. With a fraction of his colossal mind he
can conduct the most delicate and far-reaching military operations,
involving millions of men, and countless tons of machinery to which
even a Napoleon or a Clausewitz might be expected to give his
undivided attention; with another he is able to insure that the five
million dogs of the island, mainly untaxed, shall continue to pollute
the unscavengered streets of its most populous cities; with another he
is able to devise a Ministry of Health; with another he can pick his
way through the maze of world politics, and recast the map of Europe
and Asia on a basis to endure until the crack of doom; with yet another
he can devise a new handle for the parish pump.
King Demos is indeed a bright fellow. And in Mr. Josiah Munt he found
an ideal representative. Happily for Blackhampton, although there were
places of even greater importance who in this respect were not so
well off, he was a man of rude honesty. He said what he meant and he
meant what he said; he was no believer in graft, he did not willfully
mislead; he was not a seeker of cheap applause; and in matters of the
public purse he had a certain amount of public conscience. As Mr.
Aylett the town clerk said in the course of a private conversation with
Mr. Druce the chairman of the Finance Committee, "His worship is not
everybody's pretty boy, but just now we are lucky to have him and we
ought to be thankful that he is the clean potato."
Therefore, within a week of his return from Bridlington, the Mayor was
met by the request of the City fathers that he should take office for
another year. Josiah was flattered by the compliment, but he felt that
it was not a matter he could decide offhand. "He must talk to the wife."
At dinner that evening at Strathfieldsaye, when the question was
mooted, the hapless Maria was overcome. Only heaven knew, if heaven
did know, how she had contrived to fill the part of a Mayoress for so
many trying months. She had simply been counting the days when she
could retire into that life of privacy, from which by no desire of her
own had she emerged. It was too cruel that the present agony should be
prolonged for another year, and although her tremulous lips dare not
say so her eyes spoke for her.
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