To some minds, perhaps, it was not quite in the Gertrude tradition.
It was Christmas Day and in crowning the Christmas pudding Josiah had
been a thought on the free side, no doubt, with some of the finest old
brandy even the Duke of Wellington could boast; but in any case she
meant well. All the same, the Mayoress could not repress a slight frown
of annoyance. The demonstration did not amount to more than that. It
did not really convict Gerty of bad taste, but Maria felt somehow that
she had to watch her continually. Gerty was such a Schemer. Besides,
what business was it of Gerty's anyway?
"Thank you, Gert." The Mayor raised his glass to the Serpent with the
homely charm that was never seen to greater advantage than on Christmas
Day in the family circle. "Good health and good luck all round. I must
have that little grandson, somehow. Melia, my gel, that's something for
you and your good man to bear in mind."
Melia flushed. She looked so confused and so unhappy that the watchful
Gerty, who with all her ways really spent a good deal of time thinking
for others, suddenly perceived that it might be kind to change the
subject.
"Josiah," said Gerty, "what is this one hears about a public
presentation to Sally?"
"You may well ask that." The Mayor held up a glass of '68 port to the
light. "Some of those jockeys on the City Council have been making
themselves very officious."
"Glad to hear it, Josiah." Gerty was just as pat as your hat. "Think
of the honor she's brought to the city. Surely right and surely proper
that what Sally has done should be publicly recognized. Even the
_Times_ says she's a credit to the Empire."
"All very well," said his worship. "But it's nothing like ten years
since I used to lay her across my knee and spank her. There was one
slipper I kept for the purpose." With a humorous sigh he converged upon
the brim of his wine glass. "But I could never make nothing of that
gel. There was always the devil in her. Public presentation's all very
well, but some of those jockeys on the Council have persuaded the Duke
to make it, and he's fair set on my takin' the chair as I'm Mayor o'
the city and so on."
"The Duke is such a sensible man!" An arch preen of Gerty's plumage.
"Only right and proper, Josiah, that you should take the chair. The
other day, according to the _Tribune_, the French Government gave her a
very high decoration. She's quite a heroine in Paris."
"I'm not surprised at anything." In the Mayor's grim eye was quite
as much vexation as there was humor. "Stubborn as a mule. And that
independent. Must always go her own gait. Nice thing my having to
preside over three thousand people while she's being handed an
illuminated address. Of course, that Aylett's at the back of it.
Mischievous dog! I said if there must be a public presentation, as I
was the father o' the hussy, it was up to somebody else to preside.
But, seemingly, they don't take to the idea."
"Of course not, Josiah."
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