American fiction -- 20th century; Divorce -- Fiction; Married people -- Fiction; Rich people -- Fiction
"Which only shows how little you understand what we are after," was the
prompt answer. "There isn't a more truly democratic place in the
world--only we insist that a man should win his spurs before he is
entitled to consideration. A clod, while he is a clod, isn't a
gentleman, and it isn't good American doctrine to regard him as one.
No logic will make him so. You're talking through your hat, Hall, and
you know it."
Hall grinned. It was true he was not more than half in earnest, but he
was more than half suspicious of Gordon. He could not make him out,
which nettled him, for Hall Collins liked to have men docketed in his
mind.
"To Gehenna with your gentlemen!" he retorted. "What use are spurs to
a man who has no boots to wear them on?"
"Hear, hear!" interjected two or three bystanders whose attention was
caught by the metaphor.
"It strikes me, young man," pursued Collins, who had his chair tipped
back, his feet on the table and was smoking a fat cigar which one of
the aldermen had given him, appropriated by the wholesale at a city
banquet, "that you're trying to ride two horses." He was glad to have
an audience to the discussion, for he could not make up his mind that
Gordon was sincere in his interest in the Citizens' Club, and he feared
some ulterior motive, political or quasi-philanthropic.
"Yes, that's just what I'm doing," answered Gordon. "Half of the lack
of sympathy between the educated and the uneducated, between capital
and labor, as you like to call it, lies in the imagination. What is
there incompatible in being a member of a club like this and wearing
patent-leather shoes and the latest thing in collars?"
"It smacks too much of college settlements. It doesn't go to the root
of things."
"But it helps just as they help, unless in the ideal democracy you are
aiming at there's to be no place for the refinements of life, for soft
speech, gentle manners, and the arts. In the millennium are we all to
be uncouth and unimaginative?"
"Score one for the man with the patent-leather shoes, only he hasn't
got them on," exclaimed one of the listeners.
"You're beginning at the wrong end. You put the cart before the horse;
that's the trouble with you. What's the use of decorating a house
that's going to be struck by lightning?" With all his prejudice and
homely exterior Hall Collins was at heart no demagogue or charlatan.
He was dead in earnest himself and he wished others to be. He was
conversant with the history of the development of trades-unions over
the world. He was a student of humanitarian reforms, and gave all the
time which he could spare from his occupation as a master-mason to the
furtherance of what he considered legislative progress.
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