American fiction -- 20th century; Divorce -- Fiction; Married people -- Fiction; Rich people -- Fiction
clearly but not too concretely the substance of her solicitude. She
let him realize that she had him and his campaign in mind, but that she
did not intend to meddle beyond the limit of emphasizing a principle
unless he were to ask her advice. Paul listened to what she had to say
with evident interest, and without interruption. He even let his
machine crawl along so as to get the complete benefit of her
exposition. When she had set forth her views she turned toward him and
said in conclusion, by way of showing that she made no charges but
simply desired to put him on his guard:
"Very likely you have thought this all out for yourself and intend to
see that every dollar you may use is expended legitimately."
Paul let the automobile come to a halt, and removing his goggles
proceeded to wipe off the dust and moisture.
"Aunt Miriam, every word which you've said is gospel truth; but--and it
is a large but--if I were to follow your advice to the letter there
would not be the slightest possibility of my securing the nomination.
I've thought it all out, as you say, and I'd give gladly to charity
twice the sum I shall be compelled to spend, if I could only confine my
outlay to legitimate expenses, stationery, printing and the hiring of a
few halls. I've no objection to explaining to you why I can't,
provided I wish to keep in the running. There are three men including
myself in this district," he continued, starting the lever, "who are
bidding for the nomination. Each of us has a machine, a machine the
function of which is to create enthusiasm. Ninety per cent. of the
candidates for public office do not inspire enthusiasm; they have to
manufacture it. And there are all sorts of ways of doing so; by paying
club assessments and equipping torch-light paraders with uniforms; by
invading the homes of horny-handed proletarians and sending tennis or
ping-pong sets to their progeny; or by the solider, subtler method of
large direct cash payments, which can never be detected, to a certain
number of local vampires as expenses for influence, and whose _quid pro
quo_ is the delivery of the goods at the polls. I have engaged a
smooth and highly recommended patriot at a high salary to conduct my
canvass. He has told me there will be large expenses. When he asks
for money I draw a check and ask no questions--a rank coward's way I
admit. I know nothing as to what he does with the money, and so I
salve my conscience after a fashion." Paul shrugged his shoulders and
applied a little more power to the automobile, while he chanted:
"Some naturalists observe the flea
Has smaller fleas on him to prey,
And these have smaller still to bite 'em,
And so proceed _ad infinitum_.
"Which means, my dear aunt," he continued, "that when a rich man runs
for office a certain proportion of the free-born consider that they are
entitled to direct or indirect pickings in return for a vote."
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