The Underdogs: A Novel of the Mexican RevolutionAzuela, Mariano
History
The Underdogs: A Novel of the Mexican Revolution
Azuela, Mariano
Mexico -- History -- Revolution, 1910-1920 -- Fiction
"What the hell is the old woman talking about?" Blondie asks, entering
in search of a seat.
"Something about a suitcase ... and a well-dressed man," Pancracio
replies. He has already the laps of two civilians to sit on.
Demetrio and the others elbow their way in. Since those on whom
Pancracio had sat preferred to stand up, Demetrio and Luis Cervantes
quickly seize the vacant seats.
Suddenly a woman who has stood up holding a child all the way from
Irapuato, faints. A civilian takes the child in his arms. The others
pretend to have seen nothing. Some women, traveling with the soldiers,
occupy two or three seats with baggage, dogs, cats, parrots. Some of
the men wearing Texan hats laugh at the plump arms and pendulous
breasts of the woman who fainted.
"Gentlemen, a well-dressed man stole my suitcase at the station in
Silao! All my life's savings ... I haven't got enough to feed my little
boy now! ..."
The old woman speaks rapidly, parrotlike, sighing and sobbing. Her
sharp eyes peer about on all sides. Here she gets a bill, and further
on, another. They shower money upon her. She finishes the collection,
and goes a few seats ahead.
"Gentlemen, a well-dressed man stole my suitcase in the station at
Silao." Her words produce an immediate and certain effect.
A well-dressed man, a dude, a tenderfoot, stealing a suitcase! Amazing,
phenomenal! It awakens a feeling of universal indignation. It's a pity:
if this well-dressed man were here every one of the generals would
shoot him one after the other!
"There's nothing as vile as a city dude who steals!" a man says,
exploding with indignation.
"To rob a poor old lady!"
"To steal from a poor defenseless woman!"
They prove their compassion by word and deed: a harsh verdict against
the culprit; a five-peso bill for the victim.
"And I'm telling you the truth," Blondie declares. "Don't think it's
wrong to kill, because when you kill, it's always out of anger. But
stealing--Bah!"
This profound piece of reasoning meets with unanimous assent. After a
short silence while he meditates, a colonel ventures his opinion:
"Everything is all right according to something, see? That is,
everything has its circumstances, see? God's own truth is this: I have
stolen, and if I say that everyone here has done the trick, I'm not
telling a lie, I reckon!"
"Hell, I stole a lot of them sewing machines in Mexico," exclaims a
major. "I made more'n five hundred pesos even though I sold them at
fifty cents apiece!"
A toothless captain, with hair prematurely white, announces:
"I stole some horses in Zacatecas, all damn fine horses they was, and
then I says to myself, 'This is your own little lottery, Pascual Mata,'
I says. 'You won't have a worry in all your life after this.' And the
damned thing about it was that General Limon took a fancy to the horses
too, and he stole them from me!"
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