“Do you see what I mean? I shall not have to go to Syria and I’ll send
the very best man for that job who can be found on earth. If anybody
knows what I’m doing they’ll say that Almo is a lunatic and I am another
to send him. But nobody will ever know and if everybody knows, what do I
care. Father knew a good man when he saw one. I’ll take his word for it
that Almo proved himself the greatest genius for desert fighting that
the Republic has produced in a hundred years. And I’ll follow my
own intuition that a swashbuckler whose own thoughts prompted him to
challenge the King of the Grove as a cure for tedium, who had the nerve
to carry out the idea and the skill to win a hundred and six fights in
ten months must be a good all-round man and a real man clear through.
I take it that being put in supreme command of a great expedition will
brush the cobwebs from Almo’s brain and restore him to himself. Do you
follow my idea?”
“I cannot conjecture,” Brinnaria replied, “how you expect to carry it
out.”
“Simple enough,” said Commodus. “I’m not the man my Father was, not by a
great deal. I am a natural all-round athlete, but I was never born to be
an Emperor. All the same, when I buckle down to my job, I’m not such a
bad hand at it. If I have a talk with Almo I’ll swing him my way without
half trying.”
“But,” Brinnaria interposed, “even you, even as Emperor and Chief
Pontiff, cannot free a man who has become King of the Grove. There is
no record of any form of exauguration for a Priest of Diana of the
Underworld. There would be an outcry. Once King of the Grove a man must
live out his life as King of the Grove.”
Commodus grinned a school-boy grin.
“My dear,” he said, “there are more ways of killing a dog besides
choking him to death on fresh curds.”
Brinnaria stared.
“You talk,” he said, “as if you had gone over all the records. Don’t you
recall two cases where a King of the Grove died without being killed?”
“Yes,” she admitted.
“Well,” he continued, “what was done?”
“Two challengers were brought forward,” she said, “and they fought each
other.”
“Just so,” said he, “and don’t you recall one case where a King of
the Grove disappeared and was believed to have run away, but was never
found, nor any trace of him?”
“I remember that, too,” she agreed.
“Well,” he pressed her, “what was done in that case?”
“Two challengers fought each other that time also,” she allowed.
“Well,” he summed up, “that’s what we’ll have done now. Almo will
vanish. He’s good at it, he’s had practice. Two challengers can be found
easily enough.”
“But,” she cavilled, wide-eyed, “there’s all the difference in the world
between egging on two challengers after the post is vacant and arranging
to vacate the post. What you propose would be sacrilege, impiety.”
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