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Stephen made the statement a question by the rising inflection. He spoke
with the hesitating assurance which had made so many people trust him.
The proprietor shook his head in answer: “No, there is no demand.”
“Is it not that people do not think, perhaps, do not know of your place?”
“Very likely you are right,” answered the storekeeper. He was pleased by
the stranger’s interest in his business.
Then Loring played his high card.
“Suppose that you had an active English-speaking agent, who would go to
the offices and homes of the American and English colony, and collect
umbrellas to be repaired, then would not your business flourish?”
The shop owner grasped the plan, but not with both hands.
“Y-e-s,” he answered slowly. In dealing with an American he felt that he
must be on his guard.
“Well,” continued Stephen, “I am such a man, very efficient (Heaven help
me!) and reliable (It won’t!). For a commission, no pay in advance, but
for a commission of say ten cents for each umbrella, I will collect for
you.” The umbrella man consented half reluctantly. The matter was soon
arranged, and Loring hastened forth upon his rounds.
By six o’clock, after many strange experiences, and rebuffs, he had
managed to collect ten umbrellas. Gaudy red, somber black, two green
ones, and one white. All were in advanced stages of decrepitude. He had
pleaded with the owners to let them be restored, as if each umbrella had
an “inalienable right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.”
With his odd collection bundled under his arms, Loring started on his
return to the store. Greatly pleased with the success of his scheme, he
strolled along talking to himself, and not noticing where he was going.
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