Mississippi River Valley -- Social life and customs
But it was even more thrilling to be admitted, after a prearranged
knock at the back door, into the home of a woman of years whose life
has been one long battle with the social order. Assured by my friend
that I was a trustworthy person, or, in the vernacular, “all right,”
she entered with the utmost spirit into the discussion of larceny as
she had practised it. Only a week earlier she had been released from
the Bridewell after serving a sentence for shoplifting, and yet her
incarceration--only one of a series of imprisonments--had neither
embittered her nor dampened her zest for life. She met my inquiries as
to the hazards of the game with the most engaging candor. I am ashamed
to confess that as she described her adventures I could understand
something of the lawless joy she found in the pitting of her wits
against the law. She had lived in Chicago all her life and knew its
every corner. The underworld was an open book to her; she patiently
translated for my benefit the thieves’ argot she employed fluently.
She instructed me with gusto and humor in the most approved methods
of shoplifting, with warnings as to the machinery by which the big
department stores protect themselves from her kind. She was equally
wise as to the filching of purses, explaining that this is best done
by three conspirators if a crowded street-car be the chosen scene of
operations. Her own function was usually the gentle seizure of the
purse, to be passed quickly back to a confederate, and he in turn was
charged with the responsibility of conveying it to a third person,
who was expected to drop from the rear platform and escape. Having
elucidated this delicate transaction, she laughed gleefully. “Once on
a Wabash Avenue car I nipped a purse from a woman’s lap and passed it
back, thinking a girl who was working with me was right there, but
say--I handed it to a captain of police!” Her husband, a burglar of
inferior talents, sitting listlessly in the dingy room that shook under
the passing elevated trains, took a sniff of cocaine. When I professed
interest in the proceeding she said she preferred the hypodermic, and
thereupon mixed a potion for herself and thrust the needle into an arm
much swollen from frequent injections. Only the other day, a year after
this visit, I learned that she was again in durance, this time for an
ingenious attempt to defraud an insurance company.
IV
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